Lucy is sad because she is annoying and doesn't use magic. One day, she is walking along and sees a piece of chewing gum lying on the ground, still in it's wrapper. She picks it up and pops it into her mouth. A burst of electricity makes her hair stand up. She doesn't know why she even picked up the gum in the first place. Maybe it was something about the shining, colourful wrapper that called to her. Nah, it was probably just because she's annoying and blonde.
The next day, she woke up feeling incredibly strong and soon discovered that she could throw her bed all the way across the room using only her pinkie. Lucy finally had magic! Sadly, she is still annoying and blonde.
Meanwhile, Natsu is walking towards the fairy tail guild hall wearing a milk carton on top of his head.
" Why are you wearing a milk carton on your head?" Erza asked.
"It's my new style!" answered Natsu.
"It's stupid." Gray said.
"Says you, your style is walking around in the nude." Natsu retorted.
At that moment they heard a crash from behind them and Lucy entered the guild hall.
"Is that ...Lucy?!?" Erza exclaimed.
"Aaah! she's under the influence of dark magic!" Levy cried out.
"Am not!" Lucy stomped her foot, making a huge crack in the Earth.
Natsu took the milk carton from his head and for the good of Fairy Tail threw the carton at Lucy as hard as he could. It bounced off her head and she stumbled backwards into the crevice she had made. Then she died because she is annoying and blonde.
Moral: If you're annoying and blonde don't eat candy off the ground. ( :