Apple Core:

Unknown:

I'm really glad I'm out of Vegas

That was a bloody nightmare

Ringo:

I told ya, Paulie

Unknown:

You didn't say 'you are going to get a concussion, sprain your leg and lose your phone' if you had specified I wouldn't have come

John:

I had a fabulous time

I smoked some grass in the hotel rooftop, lost some money and snogged some bird

George:

* did not actually happen because John was trying to get reception the whole time

John:

They don't know that

Quit exposing me, you git

Ringo:

We went to the same trip, didn't we

John:

I'd say we had completely different trips

Unknown:

I have a few people calling the hotel for my phone but they aren't very good at answering

George:

Have you left messages?

John:

Paul fell from some stairs, lost a lot of money, snogged a bird and sprained his leg

Unknown:

I did leave a few

John:

George tried to call his girlfriend and worried when he couldn't find Paul

George:

Perhaps you should call some more?

What's really in that phone that's so important?

Ringo:

Quit having two conversations at the same time

Its confusing, John

John:

Oopsie daisy

I'd say out of all of us, Paul appears to have had the most fun

George:

If you told me what's so important in the phone I'd help you call

Unknown:

I'm fine, really

I didn't back any of the pictures in fear they would get hacked. So every picture, every contact, every note is lost with the phone

George:

That sounds pretty bad

John:

Things get hacked?

George:

Easily

John:

I guess the whole world will see how my  willy look like in a few

George:

JOHN

John:

I'm kidding, Jesus