YOU ADDED JOHN

YOU NAMED THE GROUP oH NO

GOODNESS

George:
What is this little nice thing?

John:
Who are we bitching about, is what I wanna know
Is Ringo not here
Are we finally kicking him out of the band

Ringo:
HEY

John:
I'm joking, relax!

It's Clara

George:
We realized

THE CLARA I WANTED TO SHAG
THE CLARA I DID NOT GET TO SHAG BECAUSE LIFE

George:
"Because life" same mate, same

John:
How about, because you are a git

You're a git

John:
No, you are

Shut up

Anyway, I don't think she remembers me

George:
You were wearing a masquerade it was all very ~mysterious~

John:
Oh god, not the fucking squiggly lines

George:
Kim got Skyler Mae hooked on them
It's rubbing off on me

John:
I can see that

Anyway, she said she's going to get to the 'bottom of this' she's going to figure out how her phone landed in her pocket

John:
I have a theory about that

George:
Its going to be completely absurd, isn't it

John:
Not at all
Haven't you ever left behind at someone's house to have an excuse to return later?

George:
No

Ringo:
Never

John:
Well, it works like a charm
Afterwards, you act all apologetic and forgetful and you get to see that person one more time
It is essentially what our man Paulio did

George:
He was drunk
I doubt he was thinking too straight

John:
Even in a drunken state, his mind works wonders

I appreciate the theory

John:
Approve of it?

No
It's lubricious

John:
It'll get you a date, mate
Be thankful of past you