Hi, Clara. I was wondering, when are you able to send me my mobile?

3 hours later

Clara:
Hi, morning. (Or afternoon.) (Timezones and all that.) I will do it after I get home from work. Please remind me if I manage to forget

Sure, no problem

I was wondering how you wanted to do this. Do you want me to wire money into your account?

Clara:
No, you don't have to do that

Shipping can be quite expensive

Clara:
That's alright. Consider it my apology for not noticing the phone was in my pocket and then holding on to your phone for two more weeks after I contacted you

You make it sound like these past two weeks have been torture

I've enjoyed our intellectual talks

Clara:
Our intellectual talks about lyric changes

Oh, the best

Clara:
I'm nowhere close to figuring out how the phone got to my pocket but I'm still going to figure it out

Right

6 hours later

Clara:
Shit, shit, shit. I completely forgot to send the phone. I'll do it tomorrow

Tomorrow is Saturday

Clara:
The post office should still be open, wait one sec

Okay

Clara:
It is
I'll send it tomorrow

Thank you so much for doing this

Clara:
Sure

It was nice talking to you

Clara:
You too

Would it be wild of me to admit I'm going to miss this

Clara:
Not at all
I was going to say the same thing
Maybe not in the exact same words but yes

Oh, right

George is a better with words than I am

Clara:
Shhh don't be bitter about it, Paulie