You up?
I really need to talk to someone

10 minutes later

John:
Hey
What's up?

Clara talked to other Clara

John:
Oh, she found out you were trying to shag her. Huh?

Uh-huh

John:
That's tough

I'd begun to like her
Not as in "I'm just trying to shag you" but also in the "you're really funny" kind of way

John:
I assume you apologised

I did, indeed

John:
So, you wait
Either Clara comes around or she doesn't. If she doesn't, there are a lot of other girls out there in the world

Says you

John:
Says I
I have said some questionable things, I'll give you that

And done some questionable things
You've literally been pinning over the same girl for months and are only now beginning to do some progress

John:
I'm sorry in advance for using this extremely overused line
The heart wants what it wants

Aw, look at that
John Lennon has feelings

John:
Of course

They are just v v subtle

John:
Hah, sod off

Love you too

John:
🖤