GROUPCHAT
oH NO:

Ringo changed the group name to WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

John:
Why is this all in caps
I'm going to get a bloody headache

You're gonna get a bloody headache because you are a git

John:
You're the git

No, you are

George:
I guess it's not Monday if you two aren't calling each other gits

John:
George, I'm happy to also call you a git

Ringo:
Good morning, good morning 😎🌸

George:
Morning Ringo
I'm choosing to ignore you, John

John:
I choose to ignore you everyday, Geo

Ringo:
Stop it!!!

John:
It's just playful banter
We like banter

Ringo:
Banter turns into fights!!!

John:
Whatttt
We never fight
We're perfect

George:
How's it going with Clara?

She's funny
I quite like her

George:
Wow, progress
Paul likes the girl as a person

John:
I'm sorry
Did we switch roles

I was just about to say that

George:
Has she returned the phone?

Not yet

George:
Maybe John was right

John:
I'm sorry, say that again

George:
Maybe you were onto something

John:
Wow
That is all I wanted
All I want is to be appreciated

George:
Aw, John has feelings
When is she returning the phone?

I haven't asked

George:
Why do you think your conversations will die once she returns it?

It's a possibility

George:
Well, you were moping about it for so long you might as well get the phone back

I know

John:
Now that this boring subject has reached a solution
How's the sex with your girl?

George:
I'm not answering that

John:
So mediocre, huh?

George:
How's the sex you are having by yourself?

John:
Splendid, thank you for asking