I woke up to Ryan poking me. "Guess what?" He asked. "What." I turned to face him. "We're going to iHop." He said. "Yaaaay." I said tiredly. "When?" I asked. "TWO MINUTES." Ryan said. "WHAT?!" I shot up. "IM SETTING THE TIMER. GET READY." Ryan said. I ran to my bathroom and quickly got ready. "THIRTY SECONDS!" Ryan yelled. I was in the middle of brushing my teeth, so I couldn't answer. When I was finished, I ran downstairs. More like jumped downstairs, actually. I had a black sweater on with a pair of shorts. "Five seconds to spare!" He said. "Whoo!" I said as I threw my hands up into the air. "SHE'S THE NEW CHAMPION, GUYS!" Ryan said he picked me up and him and Mark carried me out of the house. "I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED!!" I screamed. Ryan set me down and pointed an invisible microphone at me. "Anything to say to the fans Ms. Magee?" Ryan said. "GET FUCKED LAZY BASTARDS!" I said. Ryan laughed and I sat in the passenger seat with Ryan. Mark and Matt sat in the back. Panic! At the Disco played on the radio as Ryan and I screamed the lyrics. Mark and Matt watched as we acted like total idiots to them. "MY TOUCH IS BLACK AND POISONOUS! BUT NOTHIN LIKE MY PUNCH!" We sang. "TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS! CHAMPAIGN POURING OVER US! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GLORIOUS! TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS!" We finished the song. We pulled into the parking lot and Mark and Matt ran out of the car. Mark took a selfie outside of the place. He captioned it "iHep" I laughed and walked in. We sat down and ordered. We happily ate our pancakes and went back into the car. "So. What do you want to do, Iris?" Ryan asked. "CHEAP GAS STATION FIRECRACKERS!" I yelled. "So we can set them off tonight!" I finished. "We can goof the elderly!" Mark said. "YEAH!" I agreed. "Just kidding, just kidding." Mark said. "Mark that's now fucking funny." Matt said angrily. Mark began to cry. Matt rushed over to him. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean the things I said." He comforted Mark. Matt gave him a fake kiss on the cheek. Mark pretended to slap him. Matt screeched, gaining some attention. Mark broke into a roar of laughter. I ended the recording. Matt playfully glared at me as I did so. We all laughed. We drove off to 711. While we were there we also got slushies. "Okay. We've got firecrackers, slushies, and iHop. What next?" Ryan said. "Hmm." I wondered. "We can go home and record stupid videos." I suggested. "Yeah!" Mark said. "ITS A PLAN!" I said. We drove back to the house. "Wanna mess around with the foam swords?" Mark asked. "Why do you have foam swords." I questioned. Mark shrugged. He got them out and went to the pool. I wore a tank top with an old pair of shorts as an excuse for swim wear. Mark started up the camera and said his intro. "I'm here with Ryan's sister, Iris!" He said. I waved to the camera. "We're doing a battle to the DEATH!" He said. "Fake death, that is." He pointed out. "You-You better not kill my sister." Ryan said. We went silent. We broke into laughter again. "We should just cut it there." Matt suggested. Mark nodded as he laughed.
"Okay! Rules are we each have to stand on each of these surf, board things and battle the other person while trying not to fall off." Mark said. "ARE YOU READY?" He said. "WHOOO!" We cheered. First up was Ryan and I. "By the way, the pool is freezing cold!" Mark pointed out. Ryan was tough, but I managed to beat him. "GET WRIGGITY DIGGITY WRECKED!" I said. "I BEAT MY ALPHA TWIN!!"
I made my way back to the side of the pool as Ryan laughed. Next up was Mark and Matt. Matt won, surprisingly. Which means Matt and I had to battle. "Prepare to get goofed, son." Matt said. "Says the person who was calling me a champion this morning." I said. "GOTEE!" Ryan yelled from the side of the pool. I laughed. "OH NO!" I said. I laughed my way to the bottom of the pool. "MATT IS THE WINNER!" Mark cried. I grabbed Matt's ankle driving him down with me. He did that weird screech and fell down in. Mark laughed. "Fuckin' cold, isn't it?" I asked Matt. He nodded. "And I was the one who wanted to be dry. Looks like I got goofed.." Matt said. I laughed and swam out of the pool. Mark said his goodbyes to the audience and shut off the camera. "I'm gonna dry off." Matt said. Ryan followed. It was just Mark and I. "Don't tell Ryan I said this, but you and Matt would make a cute couple." He said. My eyes widened. "What makes you think that?" I asked. "He was gonna let you win, anyways." Mark explained. "You think I would actually get beat by Matt?" He asked.
"And he let you out for the walk yesterday to get to know you. He likes you, Ms. Magee." Mark pointed out. My cheeks heated. Mark gave a sly look. "SOMEONES GOT A CRUSH!" Mark yelled. "Mark shut up." I said. Mark ran into the house and I chased him. "MATT! RYAN! GUESS WHAT!" He said. I tackled him onto the floor. Matt walked downstairs and saw us on the floor. Ryan watched from the kitchen counter. "IRIS- IRIS LIKES-" Mark screamed. "MARK DONT YOU DARE!" I warned. "IRIS LIKES THE IDEA OF SETTING OFF FIRECRACKERS NOW!" Mark yelled. I got off of Mark. I stared at him. "What's wrong with that?" Matt said. "Well I thought Mark was gonna-" I paused. I looked at Matt, who looked concerned. "Nevermind. It's 9pm. Let's set them off!" I said. "And I know a spot."