Ok guys this is gunna be super hard to write cause I gotta switch on my detective brain. (The problem is I don't have one) 😂
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The police sirens blared into the warm LA air as the police car thundered down the road to a recent crime scene. Crowley, Aziraphale, lucifer and Chloe talked amongst themselves while they where on their way. " I simply don't understand why humans take pleasure in killing each other!" Aziraphale cried. "Honestly, me neither." Sighed Chloe as lucifer agreed. Crowley opened his mouth to say something but the angel knew it was not going to be appropriate and was probably a suggestion as to why humans kill each other and so Aziraphale gave him 'the look' and he closed his mouth again, sulking.

They soon arrived at the messy crime scene with police tape hanging around everywhere. The three celestials and human brushed the tape aside and strode through the crime scene, carefully treading over evidence and blood. "Heyyy, Decker!" Cries the cheerful voice of Ella as she playfully punched the detective. "Oh, and who might you guys be." She said playfully. "This is Crowley." Said lucifer in his sweet British accent, gesturing at the fiery red head demon who awkwardly raised a hand as a half-hearted greeting. She rushed over and gave him a huge Ella hug. His eyes widened in shock from beneath his Valentino glasses as lucifer let out a giggle reminding him of the first time Ella did that to him- he had a pretty similar reaction- no one hugged the devil? "And you are?" She said smiling stepping away from Crowley, who was frozen on the spot. "Aziraphale." He said politely happily accepting her hug. "Wow-" She said stepping back. "Your a good hugger- anyone lucky enough to receive them from you all the time- eh?" She teased "I mean- like, a relationship." She whispered. "Why, yes actually!" Chirped Aziraphale happily. "So, who's the lucky lady." She asked playfully. "Actually, it's Crowley!" He smiled. "Aww you two make the best couple!" She said playfully nudging him. Crowley glowed a bright red. "Uh- Ella?" Chloe asked "The deets?" She pressed. "Right, yeah," she laughed suddenly going into forensic mode. "This poor guy was found dead on the floor- looks like he's been dead for roughly four hours now- I found some gunpowder stains on the wall here, so the shooter must be left handed other wise there wouldn't be any on the wall- not the most useful info but definitely something." She ranted as Chloe squinted and nodded. Lucifer was inspecting the cold pale body close up and Crowley went over to join him, both morbidly fascinated. "Detective," lucifer called "I've found something." He said proudly. Ella, Aziraphale and the detective rushed over. "Right there." He said pointing at the victims finger. "The tan." Chloe whispered. "Lucifer nodded. "there's a tan line on his finger where a wedding ring should have been- but it's recently been removed." She stayed as lucifer nods. "Your good!" Said Crowley surprised. Lucifer hums in acknowledgement as he goes on to say, "so if they have removed a wedding ring could be, what, some jealous, ex-lover?" He quizzes smiling. "That's what I'm thinking." Says Chloe confidently.

"He was so young." Cries the victims (aka John) distraught mother as Aziraphale comforts her on her sofa. "I know, I know." He ushers in his soft, angelic voice, that miraculously calmed her enough to answer deckers question. "Did he have a recent brake-up, an ex-lover?" She asked. "Y- yeah uh, two actually." She sniffled. "Ok where gunna need their info so we can get them both down to the station." She said.

Two shaken up women stand outside of the interrogation room as Crowley and Aziraphale stand together behind the one sided glass. They turn to each other and catch eyes. They blush and realise that they are alone, in a sound proof room, where no one can see them. Suddenly, Crowley pulls the angel in for a passionate kiss that lasted a few seconds before Chloe interrupted on the speaker. "You guys might wanna turn on the glass tint." She said, her and lucifer grinning. They could see them. Crowley glowed bright red as Aziraphale turned a light and elegant shade of pink. "A-ah, yeah. Might wanna do that." Crowley said awkwardly as he reached the switch to turn the glass one way.

The first woman wondered in- a pretty lady with mocha skin and dark hair. She claimed she was called Isobel. "Now could you write what you where doing that night." Chloe said. She picked up the pen- with her right hand. Lucifer and Chloe looked at each other as they realised it wasn't her- but continued to interview her. Next a slim blonde girl gracefully stepped in, in a slim dress with bounds of blonde curls bouncing as she stepped. She claimed to be called Mellisa. "Now," Said Chloe. "Could you write us a statement of what you where doing that night?" She asked. She picked up the pen- with her left hand. She nudged lucifer as he awoke from whatever day dream he was having. "Ah right, Mellisa, darling- tell me, what is it you desire?" He asked unblinkingly. Crowley and Aziraphale edged closer to the glass, fascinated at lucifer strange talent. They listened to her stutter as she placed down the pen, "I- I-" She stuttered. "I wanted John to die." She said almost robotically, before gasping and covering her mouth. "Well well well, detective." Lucifer smiled. "No,no!" She cried. Chloe raised her eyebrows at her before she gave up. "Fine- I was just so angry a-and I- I don't even remember what happened I just pulled the trigger and- and" she burst into tears. The two other officers cuffed her and pulled her away. Crowley and Aziraphale strode into the room. "I must say," Aziraphale said shocked "you two are good!". Lucifer smiled and wrapped an arm around Chloe. "Yes, you two make a very good team." Crowley smiled. They headed back to lux and planned to stay there overnight.