1. Why are you ugly?
Cause I was born that way.

2. Why is half of your forehead darker than your otherside?

Cause that's my birthmark bitch and if you have a probably with it then talk to my parents about it.

3. Are you actually a virgin?

...Maybe...

4. Why do you always wear anime jackets?

Cause it actually teaches me something.

5. Are you single?

Not anymore...why ask?