*The next morning, Lincoln was on the phone with the warden from the prison in Michigan.*

Jack: So, let me get this straight, your former parents lied to you and forced your remaining sisters to lie to you?!

Lincoln: That's right, Mr. Warden.

Jack: Please call me Jack. Anyway, would you like to talk to them?

Lincoln: Yes, I would!

Jack: Okay!

*Later.......*

Lynn Sr.: You better be calling to bail us out, Lincoln!

Lincoln: No, I'm calling to tell you that I know the truth! When you and Rita said I was born in a president's limousine and how I was wrapped up in the president's flag! That was a lie! You stole that flag! You kidnapped me! I knew there was a reason my hair was white! Those white-haired adult couples were my real parents! You lied to me!

Rita: I don't know what you're talking about, but you do not speak that way to your father!

Lincoln: SHUT UP, RITA!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO CALLED THE PRESIDENT EARLIER AND ASKED HIM IF I WAS REALLY BORN IN HIS LIMO, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW YOU OR LYNN SR.!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN FACT, I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT YOU ALSO STOLE HIS LIMOUSINE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PUSHED HIM AND HIS WIFE, THE FIRST LADY OUT OF THE LIMO!!!!!!!!!

Lynn Sr.: OF COURSE WE LIED TO YOU!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!! YES, WE STOLE THE LIMOUSINE!!!!!!!!! YES, WE STOLE THE PRESIDENT'S FLAG!!!!!!!!!!! AND YES, WE KIDNAPPED YOU IN THAT LIMOUSINE AND BLAMED IT ON THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!! AND WE WOULD DO IT ALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: Okay, THAT'S ALL I'VE WANTED TO HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Rita: Warden?! How much did you hear?!

Jack: Everything! And it looks like I'll be adding that to your charges!

Lynn Sr.: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack: Oh, yes, I can! *to Lincoln on the phone* I'll take it from here, Lincoln!

Lincoln: Thanks, Jack! I'll talk to you later!

Jack: You too!

*They hung up.*

*Jack took Rita and Lynn Sr. back to their cells. After he slammed the cell door, he walked back to his office. He took off his hat and revealed white hair. Apparently, he was Lincoln's real dad. He talked to his wife, Julie.*

Julie: Do you think we should tell Lincoln?

Jack: I will later! Like after work!

Julie: Sounds like a plan!

Note: The next chapter will be where Jack tells Lincoln the truth.