A/N: I laughed so hard writing this I hope you enjoy XD
And sorry for the delayed update.
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Levi Pov

Two vaginas crashing together was all I saw until Eren collided with me and I fell to the ground.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MIKASA!!!" Eren screeched, his face red as a tomato.

The dark haired one I presumed Eren was yelling at shifted up off the couch and walked over to us, nakedness and all.

This was when I almost lost it. The sight of a vagina really just made me gag and I needed to leave.

I coughed awkwardly. "Well I'm just gonna go."

"No in the hell you aren't." He turned and started glaring at me.

The raven haired girl cleared her throat. "Now Eren if your done with your little boy toy I'd like to get back to eating my girl out." And with that she turned around and kicked the door shut. Who in the fuck was this bitch and where did she catch herself calling me his boy toy?

From the outside we heard the moans that escaped from the inside. Eren's face scrunched up in digust as the sound filled his ears.

At this point I didn't want to be here anymore. So I got up, brushed myself off and walked over to my car.

Eren sat there for a second before speaking. "Can I come with you?"

Allowing him to come with me, I nodded my head. He got up and followed me to the car.

Once we were settled in I asked. "Where do you want to go?"

His stomach growled loudly and looked at me with puppy dog eyes. "Could we pweeaassee gooo to Taco Bell? I'm hella hungry."

I looked at him for a second and sighed. Why was I doing this? Especially since I wasn't the nicest person either. Then again his life was really shitty so I guess why not.

Since I really didn't know my way around here I asked Eren for directions. He told me how to get there and we were off.

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When we arrived at Taco bell I got out the car and looked up at the empty parking lot. I was a little suprised actually because isn't this place supposed to be popular?

Eren ran into the place joy all over his face. Stepping into the place, it smelt of basically tacos. I never really liked fast food places but the kid wanted to go here so why not. When we reached the counter to order the girl behind it perked up. She was a brunette girl and had a crazed look in her eyes.

"OMGHEEEYERENWHATAREYOUDOINGHEREIWASSOOOOOOWORRIEDWHENIDIDNTSEEYOUATSCHOOL!!!!"

She was talking so fast I could barely make out what she was saying but I managed.

"Sasha I missed you too, where's Connie?"

"OH YOU KNOW HE'S JUST WITH ARMIN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. WHO'S THE HOT GUY NEXT TO YOU?!?!"

Eren started blushing like crazy and tried hiding his face.

"Sasha he's just a friend okay"

" OOOOOHhhhhh no he's not I bet he's you're Booooyfrieenndd" this Sasha girl cooed.

They both started laughing while I had a confused look on my face. Well at least she didn't call me his boy toy. I'll seriously stab someone if they call me that again.

I noticed Eren and Sasha had stopped laughing. So Eren started ordering his food. He ordered like 5 tacos and a large drink. Unlike him I wasn't that hungry so I got a taco and a small drink.

As I paid for the food Eren went to get his, and my drink. I seriously hoped that this wouldn't be a continuous thing cause HE CAN PAY FOR HIS OWN GODDAMM FOOD.

Eren came back with our drinks and we went to sit down and wait for our food. I wanted to talk to him about his situation but didn't know if I should.

As if he'd read my mind he spoke up. "If you want to know what's wrong go ahead and ask. "

"Well since you said I could, is that an everyday thing that happens with you?"

He looked at me while sipping his drink and responded. "Only occasionally when I'm out the house."

I nodded my head and acted like I understood what he said. "Why don't you do anything about though?"

Eren stopped sipping his drink and set it down. "Because I can't she's a bitch."

" Well that doesn't mean you can't do anything about it."

He thought about it for a minute. Then he was just about to say something that red headed bitch called him.

"EREEEEEENNNNNNN!!!! YOUR FOOD IS DONE GET IT BEFORE I EAT IT!!!"

Sighing he got up from the table and walked away. While he was gone I thought about what I was doing.

Why was I with this kid? He was irrelevant. Didn't do anything for me except for get his drunk ass almost killed.

What happened to me? Where was the old Levi at? The one that didn't give a shit about anyone.

Ever since "She" left me I haven't been the same. But that's besides the point. All of that is pointless. She's no longer an issue anymore.

"Aye Levi here's your food." He plopped my food down in front of me and started eating his.

I unwrapped the taco from it's wrapper and stared at it before picking it up and starting to chew.

We sat in silence as we ate our food. I kinda of didn't like the silence though because it was awkward. Eren must have picked up on that and said something.

"Let's do this again sometime."

I was a bit surprised by that. "Why?"

"Because I had a good time with you." He started blushing and tried to hide it by covering his face. He looked so adorable.

WAIT DID I JUST CALL HIM ADORABLE!!! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME.

"Well um I guess we can, if you really want to."

He looked at me for a moment then replied. "Yea sure that'd be nice."

I didn't know at that the time, but that was when I actually started to like him.

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A/N: well there it is another chapter. *sigh* once again I'm sorry for the delayed update. Life's a bitch yo. Anyways until next chapter CX