dumb dork 
hey, honeyyy 

bambi??

bambina??!!!! 

ASTRIDDDD

heyyyYYYY 

the mrs 🥳 
oh my goD WHAT WHAT 

dumb dork 
did i disturb you or something?? 

the mrs 🥳
well yeah,,

i was binging killing eve 🧐

dumb dork 
ah i see 

the mrs 🥳 
i'm going to finish this series tonight!! 

MARK MY WORDS 

oH MY GOD CAROLINE IS SO SNEAKY WTF 

dumb dork 
hey, babe, pause your show for awhile 

i have a question

the mrs 🥳
oh jeez this sounds serious 

did you run into mister dwight??

dumb dork 
goD NO 

btw,,, our kids are going to have disney-themed names 

i've already thought it out 

willow (from pocahontas dUH) and huey or louie or dewey 

the mrs 🥳
how about felix and vanellope

dumb dork 
bambi, nooOOO 

we have to stick with the classic disney ones 

the mrs 🥳
oh my god you're such a dORK I LOVE YOU 

dumb dork 
well i love you too!!!!! 💗💘💘💘💘💘

the mrs 🥳
🥰🥰🥰

wait why are we talking about disney-themed names??

CHRISTOPHER IF THIS IS WHAT YOU DEEM "SERIOUS" I SWEAR──

dumb dork 
do you want to elope?

the mrs 🥳
w h a t 

did you just──

ovER TEXT??!!!! 

dumb dork 
i know it's lame compared to your romantic proposal with ice cream and law and order but i just wanna mARRY YOU GODDAMN IT 

the mrs 🥳
hmmMMMmmm. . .

dumb dork 
but it's okay too if you don't wanna because we can settle on a nice and little and private ceremony if you want we can compromise i promise 

the mrs 🥳
okay let's elope 

dumb dork 
because i honestly just love you so much, astrid rose gray

you're so strong and kind-hearted 

and i like it when you rummage through our fridge like a raccoon if you can't sleep 

and the way you just pour your HEART AND SOUL into your music ((honestly,,, you writing songs about our relationship make me fall in love with even more)) 

and i don't mind if you don't wash your legs everyday because they're pretty long and sexy and i don't mind i don't mind 

the mrs 🥳
CHRIS BABY 

stop sweating and scroll up 

dumb dork 

rEALLY 

the mrs 🥳
well yeahHHHHHH 😌

also,, why the FUCK do you have that picture of me????

dumb dork

OF COURSE i have that picture!! it's my lockscreen 😌

the mrs 🥳
ooof you KNOW how much of a slut i am for IW cap 🤪🤪

dumb dork
DON'T I KNOW IT 😉

the mrs 🥳
but reallyyy

just wanna get married to you

i don't want to make a whole fuss and have the media make a spectacle about it 

LIKE i can even make rings out of paper and call an ordained minister to our house 

soooooooOOOOoooo

BABY, LET'S DO IT  

LET'S GO LET'S GO 

dumb dork
this afternoon????? 

the mrs 🥳
oH MY GOOOOoooDDDD 

YES 

wtf since when did we make impulsive decisions 

dumb dork 
it's not impulsive if we've been engaged FOR THE LONGEST TIME THANK U VERY MUCH  

the mrs 🥳
AH WE'RE LITERALLY GETTING MARRIED UNDER BOSTON DAYLIGHT 

dumb dork
technically it's under the roof of a courthouse but SAME THING 

we'll do it after i finish filming for today?

the mrs 🥳
oH MY GOD YES WE SHALL 

hold on i have an idea for a song 

don't talk to me 

oh my god hELP i don't know what to do fuCKKKKK 

dumb dork 
hey hey heyyy calm down

take a breath 

the mrs 🥳
what do i even wear????

dumb dork 
honestly, you can show up in sweatpants i won't even care 😚💖💖

babe i'M BUYING RING POPS 

the mrs 🥳
okay okay okay okay okay 

let me just record this bit for a little while 

dumb dork 
why do you write songs like you're running out of time?

the mrs 🥳
beCAUSE 

THE CREATIVE JUICES MIGHT BE GONE 

SHUT UP DON'T TALK TO ME I'M A FREAKING MESS RIGHT NOW 

dumb dork 
i'll call skeeter and tell her to rescue you

the mrs 🥳
oH YES PLEASE CALL THE DOCTOR BECAUSE I THINK MY HEART ISN'T INSIDE MY BODY 

YOU STOLE IT 

dumb dork 
I LOVE YOU 

I CAN'T WAIT TO MARRY YOU 

the mrs 🥳
AH I CAN'T WAIT TO MARRY YOU TOO !!!!! 

I LOVE YOU TOO YOU'RE THE DUMBEST DORK I'VE EVER MET THANK YOU FOR LOVING A WRECK LIKE ME 😿😿😿😿

dumb dork

ah you look so damn adorable in my jacket wEAR THAT