LOVER -
act one chapter twenty-five.

charles likes bum:

AUGUST:
guys
i have fomo

IRIS:
don't care
go to bed

LANDO:
miami is crazy
have you seen the cool water feature

TRAITOR:
it's fake

LANDO:
is it??

AUGUST:
never

SEB:
August.
Don't forget the rules.
You have to be nice,
or else we have no choice but
to kick you out
and also go to bed

IRIS:
already told grand-mére 😜😜

AUGUST:
snitch
brb
gotta fake being asleep

MICK:
so what are your guys' plans
for tonight

CHARLES:
media tired me out already
might go to take a nap

TRAITOR:
can we play sleeping lions
i'm tired

RED BULL REJECT #1:
must be all the rebound action you're
getting carlos

IRIS:
you physically make me sick

RED BULL REJECT #1:
i am just trying to get carlos
back on the dating scene
after his girlfriend left him

CHARLES:
just wait till katerina leaves you

RED BULL REJECT #1:
you really think you're funny?

PR LORD:
i really want food

RED BULL REJECT #2:
hello i am a snack

IRIS:
who am i to disagree
😜

MICK:
remember your rules iris

IRIS:
i'm not a dog mick

MICK:
just a bitch 😞

SEB:
Mick.

RED BULL REJECT #2:
daddy seb

SEB:
Final warning Alex,
I mean it.

IRIS:
oh em gee
that's the title of a really good song

MICK:
i hate that song

IRIS:
luckily the song hates you too

MICK:
that's impossible

KMAG:
have you met yourself mick

MICK:
that's horrible kevin?!?!?!
i thought we were friends

CHARLES:
oo
what should i have for dinner

RED BULL REJECT #1:
me 😋

CHARLES:
i don't want you
stop trying

MICK:
who do you want mick

AUGUST:
this could be an interesting
answer

IRIS:
go back to bed
don't want you
getting angry tomorrow
😞😞😞
and god knows you need
that beauty sleep

AUGUST:
watch it

IRIS:
it 👀
i'm watching it

AUGUST:
i hate you
i'm going to bed

IRIS:
thank god
now i can get ice cream in peace
although
as an expert in the ice cream field myself
the american ice cream
is shit

CHARLES:
you're french
of course you're an ice cream
critique

IRIS:
you literally speak my language

CHARLES:
i was forced too

MICK:
charles
do you wanna come over
for some video games?

YUKI:
can i
as long as you guys don't tell franz

LEWIS:
who is franz
i thought your trainer was called
noel

YUKI:
he is
franz is alphatauri's tp

LEWIS:
oh
is he?

MAX:
he was the guy
who liked the salary cap

LEWIS:
oh
still can't picture him

CHARLES:
sorry mick
i'm going to go to bed early
and get my beauty sleep
i don't need those bags under my eyes
god forbid.

IRIS:
ooo
should i do the
coconut face mask
or the guava one

MICK:
you said you were going to
do the guava one with me?

IRIS:
i'll do the coconut one instead then

MICK:
well if anyone wants to come round
the door is open
(not literally though, you'll have to knock
i'm quite paranoid about thieves.)

SEB:
Okay!

TRAITOR:
Okay!

SEB:
Don't mimic me.

charles:

SEBASTIAN:
Are you and Iris a thing?
[ read at 17:45 ]

iris 🤬:

CHARLES 🤢:
WE AHVE A PROBKEM
LIKE A MAASSIVE ONE

IRIS 🤬:
see
i don't believe you
because you thought not
having cucumber on your eyes
when we did a face mask
was a problem

CHARLES 🤢:
IT WAS.
I WAS STRESSED
I NEEDED MY CUCUMBER.
BUT THIS IS EVEB WORSE

IRIS 🤬:
SPIT IT OUT THEN
JESUS

CHARLES 🤢:
SEB JUST ASKED ME
IF WE ARE A THING
which means he knows
our lingo...

IRIS 🤬:
please don't tell me you
left him on opened
he gets really angry about that
he'll start swearing at you in
german

CHARLES 🤢:
YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT

IRIS 🤬:
I DIDNT KNOW
I WAS SUPPOSED TO?!!,!(&;

CHARLES 🤢:
WELL WHAT DO I REPLY
WITH

IRIS 🤬:
sorry seb!
dropped my phone in the bath
and no iris and i are simply just
friends

CHARLES 🤢:
did you just friend zone me

IRIS 🤬:
i am so close
to not going on this date

CHARLES 🤢:
I'M SORRY
[ read at 17:59 ]

sebastian:

SEBASTIAN:
Hello??
You do have my number don't you?
Sorry if this a random stranger
but if it's Charles
he better hurry up,
I'm not a patient man when
it comes to messaging
[ delivered ]

Excuse me? You stupid boy!
Who does he think he is!
Ignoring me.
Fuck him!
[ delivered ]

CHARLES:
sorry seb!
i was just getting in the bath
and as you know
the last time i took my phone in the
bath i did in-fact drop it
so i didn't want a repeat of that!

SEBASTIAN:
Or, you were messaging Iris
on what to do because you
cannot think yourself
when you are under
pressure

CHARLES:
i forget that you knew me so well
it's a bit creepy though seb
like get out of my brain?
ygm?

SEBASTIAN:
Whatever that shameful piece of
childish lingo is, never use in on
me again.

CHARLES:
is this you entering dad mode
because i'm a little scared right now

SEBASTIAN:
I saw you and Iris, in Australia.

CHARLES:
you creep!
kidding!

SEBASTIAN:
Now I know you Charles,
You are a good boy.

CHARLES:
am i a dog?
i feel very spoken to like a dog

SEBASTIAN:
Marc is not here to give you this talk,
so I shall do it for him. Even though,
he would definitely be scarier. And
August will like to speak to you too.
You better treat that girl with respect,
and you better love her as if she is
the only girl to ever exist.

CHARLES:
seb

SEBASTIAN:
No, don't interrupt.
You are lucky to have Iris,
she is not an easy person for
you to get. She is not bragging rights.
And you will not be another Scotty.
Because I will punch you in the face.

CHARLES:
me and iris aren't together
well not yet at least
[ read at 18:21 ]

"AND THEN HE LEFT ME ON READ!" Charles threw his hand ups in the air inside the restaurant in Miami. Slightly raising his voice in annoyance, but due to the pair being stuck in the back of the restaurant no one was around them to hear Charles' disbelief. "He swears at me, in German, and then can't even reply."

He huffs and crosses his arms across his chest and Iris pushes another crust of pizza back onto her plate, at the same time trying to hide her laughter from this new side of Charles she was seeing. Charles, however could already see the smirk forming on her face. "Don't laugh! This isn't a laughing matter, Iris. What if I've messed my relationship up with Seb."

A few more couples had been shoved into the back of the restaurant, one pair right next to Charles and Iris. The woman looked at her wife, raising her eyebrows as they couldn't help but listen in on the conversation going on next to them.

"Charles, I'm sure you and Seb will come out of this just fine." Iris consoled him, reaching over the table for his hand. "You should've known what you were getting into when you kissed me."

"You're the other woman Iris." Charles confessed, the couple next to them chocking on their drinks as Iris closed her eyes trying to keep her composure. "Seb is the man I want at the end of the day." Charles had changed his tune after he realized Iris was laughing at his worries and decided to play along. He of course knew Sebastian would never slap him (or so he hoped)

"It's okay, Charles. I prefer Kevin."

Charles choked on the air. And furrowed his eyebrows, "Kevin? I thought you'd say like Lewis or something."

"Well," Iris played with the ring on Charles' finger, "There's this one guy I really like. I think his name starts with a 'C'. Maybe..." Iris thought for a second, "Christian!"

Charles' smile and humor faded quickly. Staring at Iris who just smiled back at him, "Oh, who am I kidding! Charles is really great... but his brother..."

He leant across the table and placed a kiss on her lips, silencing her from digressing into which brother she was talking about.

The wives sat next to them were highly confused, was Iris the other woman? Were Kevin and Christian side flames? What was truly going on in this restaurant!

Although they were confused, there was one man in the restaurant who was definitely not confused. And he was definitely not confused on what he had seen, his ex-girlfriend and her secret boyfriend. Everyone really needed to stop assuming they were together so soon!

He, once again, had the higher ground. The upper hand. And he would once again use them to his advantage. Scotty was cold and calculated, he knew how to piss everyone off. He knew what Iris was afraid of and just how to press her buttons.

Scotty also didn't care what lawsuit she threw at him, enough begging of 'daddy's money' would get him out of the spot of bother within an instant.

And God he couldn't wait to see the reactions to this one.

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mickschumacher:
thought you were doing
skincare
and why is there two glasses
that's a large pizza too
you'll never eat all that
nice dress though 👍🏻

irisblanche:
i was thirsty
and treated myself
because i was hungry
you can borrow the dress whenever!

mickschumacher:
who took the first
picture

irisblanche:
a stranger
[ seen ]

liked by crazy fans.

irisfrequentupdates: iris spotted on a date by none other than yours truly! i was out in miami and i caught them sat at the same table in quite a fancy restaurant, plus fans have taken pictures with both of them today! IN MIAMI!

no further confirmation needed your honor.

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userone: have you ever heard of the word privacy 😁
irisfrequentupdates: no! what on earth does it mean!

author: act as if they're on the same table, the caption alone was enough to make me cringe 🙏🏻

usertwo: there's her💗💗💗💞💞💞 then there's him 😞
userthree: do i want iris or do i want to be with iris?!?!?!

scotty: cause i made a bitch famous
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sebsgoldenchild: too enraged by another so called man to be angry about this
bedroomsinger: #relatable

notanorange: this doesn't look good
bedroomsinger: wdym?! i look AMAZING

AUTHORS NOTE:
what a lovely night!

but in my professional opinion they need to be brought back 💁🏻‍♀️ i do make the rules

AND THANK YOU FOR THE HELP ON THE COVERS 💗💞💞💞