LOVER -
act one chapter eighteen

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irisblanche: i am a clown but mean it comes out tomorrow 💁🏻‍♀️

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clemmorales: logged back into twitter just i case s word posts an angry tweet 🤬🤬
irisblanche: it's a shame i blocked him 🙁

mickschumacher: if you're ever sick on me again, i'll throw you off a roof
irisblanche: no need for violence in this emotional time please 🙁

mickschumacher: go back to france
irisblanche: i am trying to board rn 🤬

scottysfriend: @scottybackup one more day!
scottybackup: gonna be shit
clemmorales: the song or your tweet @scottybackup 🤨

scottybackup: gonna be a banger
charles_leclerc: 🤨 unlike your sad little tweet you'll post x

userone: CHARLES?!?!!?

mickschumacher: @scottybackup you're blocked for a reason. leave 🚪👈🏻

seb and his children:

CHILD #2:

CHILD #1:
you know what else
nicki would let me beat up scotty

SEB:
She would.

CHILD #2:
violence is never the answer

CHILD #1:
scotty is an exception

CHILD #2:
i'm not stopping you
you'd just have to find him

SEB:
He's in Miami
that's where he lives.

CHILD #1:
how the hell
do you know that

CHILD #2:
seb's kinda creepy

SEB:
I know people 🤷

CHILD #2:
omg
did you have mark webber
track down all your mortal enemies

CHILD #1:
well he can't really
track himself down

CHILD #2:
believe me mick.
they aren't mortal enemies anymore

i wonder what's going on down below.

CHILD #1:
be honest seb
did you write the fanfic about you and mark
which is actually the longest fanfic ever

CHILD #2:
it must've been seb
they write very similarly

SEB:
What is this fanfic?

CHILD #1:
just about the greatest love story ever

unknown number:

UNKNOWN:
you can't publish
mean it
iris

IRIS:
hmmm
i think i'm going
to unknown number!
who is obviously scotty
you aren't very discreet 🙁

UNKNOWN:
i don't care iris
you just can't publish
mean it

IRIS:
it isn't even about you
get off your high horse

UNKNOWN:
that's what you said about minor

IRIS:
minor was different
it was never supposed to get
a lot of streams
it was published because i liked the songs

UNKNOWN:
because they are about me

IRIS:
well not my fault
i'm a musical genius
i will literally send you the link to mess it up
and explain to you every line and it's meaning

UNKNOWN:
do it then

IRIS:
nvm
just realized some lines
are in fact written about you
but!
it's more of in a relatable sense to anyone
not a direct call out

UNKNOWN:
still
send me the whole song

IRIS:
i hope you know
that even if you throw a hissy fit
i will still publish this song
you have no input
on what i publish

UNKNOWN:
fine
just fucking send it

IRIS:
no need to swear
[ link ]

UNKNOWN:
you can publish it

IRIS:
was going to anyway?

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TMZ: IRIS BLANCHES NEW SONG LEAKED.

The stars first single of the year comes in the form of the heart wrenching 'mean it'.  Having released a teaser pic last week, fans were prepared to stay up late and listen to the song the moment it had been released.

Someone has spoilt all the fun and leaked the singers single. Reps have been asked for a comment but no response yet, as they are no doubt busy attempting to fix this mess.

Do we think this was just a common accident, or has someone done this in spite of Iris' achievements?

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bedroomsinger: fooking fumin' 🤬
notanorange: i suppose you know who did this
bedroomsinger: of course i do. my own fault too

sebsgoldenchild: please let me punch him
bedroomsinger: do what you like at this point

scottysfriend: @scotty
scotty: shame

irsxcha: wtf!!

teheeie: i'm going to rip scotty's spine out
bedroomsinger: please please do

arthurcornstar: crying @bestleclerc
bestleclerc: when i get my hands on that man.

seb and his children:

CHILD #1:
he is a dead man
walking

AUTHORS NOTE:
not even the last time seeing scotty 😁
if i remember correctly don't f1 race in miami 🫣