LOVER -
act two chapter eleven.

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augustisthebestmonth: GUYS IRIS GOT ME A NEW SNAKE OMG, SHE'S CALLED NED 2.0 I LOVE HER?!!? (ned, not iris before you get confused)

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lorenzo_leclerc: this feels like an incredibly bad idea @irisblanche
irisblanche: grand-mére isn't talking to me, i'm starting to have some regrets

arthur_leclerc: I LOVE THE HAT AUGUST, I'M COMING ROUND LATER WITH SOME CLOTHES
augustisthebestmonth: see you soon bff !! ❤️❤️
arthur_leclerc: SHUT UP. WE'RE SECRET BFFS
augustisthebestmonth: I'M NOT A FLING FGS.

grandmereblanche: mon dieu.
irisblanche: please unblock my number i'm so so so so so so so so so sorry

landonorris: this is really awesome august, well done!
irisblanche: well done??? he didn't birth the snake, i literally gave it him??
landonorris: okay?? august is mother
augustisthebestmonth: thanks pal!!
irisblanche: mon dieu what's happening???!!

charles_leclerc: i'm glad we've only got weenie
irisblanche: hi charles, i looooooove you sooooo much ❤️❤️❤️
charles_leclerc: what have you done??

userone: a snake and august do not seem like a good duo

usertwo: ned's hat is cute
augustisthebestmonth: i know right! i made it myself!!

underneds: love it buddy!!
lewishamilton: you already made ned an account??
augustisthebestmonth: no?? this is my friend ned??

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irisblanche: dear charles marc hervé perceval leclerc,

while you are dressed as a minion in monza there was a reallyyyy cute cat right next to the snake aisle and it snook into my bag! weenie and i are really enjoying teenie's presence, we hope you do too. see you tomorrow at the track while our children settle!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍

love from iris valentine blanche (your favorite person in the whoooole world)

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grandmereblanche: mon dieu. another one.
irisblanche: grand-mére, unblock me and i'll send you pictures of teenie 🤍🤍
grandmereblanche: about to do it sweetheart!!

userone: teenie and iris are actually the perfect combo

usertwo: charles is coming back to a full on zoo what the hell

aliciahugo: i understand why teenie fell into your bag
irisblanche: see! no-one can hate teenie @charles_leclerc

augustisthebestmonth: why was there cats next to snakes?
charles_leclerc: yes, iris, why was there cats next to snakes?
irisblanche: ... it was a small pet shop...?

charles_leclerc: i think i am at a loss for words
irisblanche: that's a good thing right 🤍🤍🤍

userthree: teenie is so so so cute

userfour: can't turn up to spa but can post new songs and adopt new animals without charles' permission??
userfive: get a life?? why does she need permission to adopt a cat, some of you need to touch grass and accept that iris has her own life and isn't supposed to be at charles' side twenty-four hours a day

charles_leclerc: she is pretty cute
irisblanche: isn't she just!!

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IRIS BLANCHE 🤧:
hi pookiebear 🤍🤍
hope all is well in your
minion suit and that quali
goes well for you later!
i can't wait to see your
beautiful face tomorrow ❤️❤️
i even got you a little
necklace, the heart things that open
and i put a family picture of all us together
(i had to edit you in of course...)
here's a better picture of teenie, she's not
actually very teenie

CHARLES LECLERC?!? 🤮:
oh my goodness

IRIS BLANCHE 🤧:
what??
oh no
please tell me you hate teenie
because i love her
and i don't want to return her
i don't even think that's possible anyway
but i love teenie

CHARLES LECLERC?!? 🤮:
ME TOO
HER LITTLE FACE
IRIS
I LOVE HER
JUST A LITTLE LESS THAN I LOVE
YOU
and just a little more than weenie
wait
is she potty trained

IRIS BLANCHE 🤧:
HEY.
weenie's potty defect is being sorted.
you should love both our children
equally. they will both be spoilt
and raised like queens.

CHARLES LECLERC?!? 🤮:
i always forget weenie is a girl
i've got to go and qualify but
i love you mon angé, and our little
zoo 🤍🤍🤍 can we get a bird next?

IRIS BLANCHE 🤧:
YES.
good luck beautiful 🤍

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charles_leclerc: pole position and a proud cat dad 😘

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irisblanche: who's that superstar dressed as a minion?!?!?

irisblanche: me and the kids are sooo proud of you 🤍🤍🤍
charles_leclerc: ❤️❤️❤️

userone: i could bet my whole bank account on the fact he doesn't win tomorrow
usertwo: sick and tired of max 💔 charles victory is the only acceptable answer

userthree: tell your girlfriend to release her full album and not just camden and the bottom
charles_leclerc: i actually participated in the publishing of the bottom
augustisthebestmonth: only because it had the word bottom
charles_leclerc: that's exactly why you voted it too

landonorris: this is so pookie
charles_leclerc: i don't know you like that.

ferrari: this victory is not teenie ❤️
nota_leclerc: acting like we've won the race??
bedroomsinger: neither weenie or teenie enjoyed the curse you just put on their father.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
... hi!

i missed my pookies and i missed all of you over exam season but i only have ten left which means that in two weeks i can get back to writing and enjoying a summer with my silly oc's (you don't understand how excited i am)

i hope none of you got too angry and put a hit out on me for disappearing for so long, this hiatus will end soon 🙏🏻 i just wanted to post at least one chapter in half term so you don't forget about iris and charles LMAO

if any of you are streets fans as well, i sincerely apologize that you haven't heard from alicia since february 😭 me and streets are on the ropes because i don't know how to feel about carlos and alicia 🫤 having a midlife crisis half way through the book, fun!

anyway, love you all and only ten more exams till i'm back permanently 🤍