LOVER -
act one chapter three

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irisblanche: i was in fact not a responsible adult

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oliviarodrigo: tell me you and clem made it home safely
irisblanche: most definitely

mickschumacher: why am i in this
irisblanche: you're not actually it's a picture from pinterest. so self centered 🙄
mickschumacher: shut up child #2

sebv5fan: hope we can see you at the season opener ❤️

scotty: glad you're doing well ❤️
irisblanche: 😟

clementinemorales: s word 🤢
irisblanche: be a sensible adult clementine

clem 🍊:

CLEM:
why is s word back.
and why is mick telling me
you spent the night at a randos

TITIS:
mick takes it so out of context
good lord
anyway
i must've messaged scotty after a couple drinks

CLEM:
you don't have his number?!?!,

TITIS:
well that's what i thought
until i found it!

CLEM:
at least tell me
the messages aren't embarrassing

TITIS:
oh
they're embarrassing
like god awful embarrassing

CLEM:
what did you say to him.

TITIS:
i said
soz for writing an album about you
but it was a great money maker
thanks g

CLEM:
you broke up six months ago tho
minor was released a year ago

TITIS:
oh sweet clementine
i've had most these songs written about him
for years
i've still got some written
might make another album
probs won't tho 💃

CLEM:
pls do
then i can break up with louie

TITIS:
dump that man
you haven't seen him in two months

CLEM:
well yeah but i don't want to do it
over text

TITIS:
just fly to france good lord

seb and his children:

CHILD #2:
hallo
die rechung ist hier

CHILD #1:
so glad those duolingo
lessons aren't going to waste ❤️

SEB:
I have nothing to say

CHILD #1:
disappointed father figure moment

CHILD #2:
shut up
you disappointment

SEB:
Shush children.
We must discuss S word

CHILD #2:
you're such a little rat mick

CHILD #1:
not a rat
just honest 🥰

SEB:
Shut up Mick

CHILD #1:
will do 👍🏻

CHILD #2:
s word is no big deal
it was a drunk text but he's fine with it
so it doesn't really matter

SEB:
Drunk text?
Like when I butt dial Hannah?

CHILD #2:
exactly the same seb
both on accident
you really think i wanna talk to that ...
well he's not really a man
but that thing with a penis

CHILD #1:
you are quite odd sometimes
we never really know what to expect

SEB:
He has a point

CHILD #2:
nein?!
he does not

CHILD #1:
look at all that german ❤️‍🔥
you must be fluent

CHILD #2:
du bist eine maus

AUTHORS NOTE;
short-ish one before the real fun begins

the fc for clem is also imani lewis 🫶🏻