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Dale Yves Manzano

SUN 10:00 AM

Dale Yves Manzano:
Hellooooo pretty lady!

Yesha:
Who is this? O.o

Dale Yves Manzano:
My name is Caleb I'm kuya Dale's nephew I'm 7 years old and I'm more handsome than himmm!

Dale Yves Manzano:
See???

Yesha:
Wow! That's right, baby. You're a lot handsome than your uncle.

Yesha:
Dahil hindi kami puwede ng tito mo, hintayin na lang kitang lumaki. 10 years lang naman WHAHAHAHA.

Dale Yves Manzano:
Huh? Sorry I don't understand Tagalog

Yesha:
Don't mind what I've said. How did you get your uncle's phone tho? Wouldn't he get mad because you're using his phone?

Dale Yves Manzano:
He forgot to bring it after walking out at the the living room. Then I saw your facebook profile was on it so I accepted your request. I'm so awesome, right?

Dale Yves Manzano:
Anyway, can you be my girlfriend? You're so prettyyyy.

Yesha:
Oh! Wow. You're quite fast HAHAHAHA. Grow older first then we'll see.

10:15

Dale Yves Manzano:
Sorry about that. I didn't know I've forgot to bring my phone with me.

Yesha:
Hindi na si Caleb ito??

Dale Yves Manzano:
Yes.

Yesha:
Oh! Okiii. U can unfriend me naaa. After all si Caleb naman nagaccept sa fr ko.

Dale Yves Manzano:
About that.

Yesha:
About saannnn?

Dale Yves Manzano:
Sorry about what happened. It was my cousin who answered you before. But it was my main fault since I was the one who asked her to push you away. You were creeping me out since day one.

Yesha:
Luh?!?!

Yesha:
Sensya na kung irritating at annoying ako pero creepy?!?!!

Yesha:
Sa ganda kong ito?!?!?!

Dale Yves Manzano:
Yeah. So I asked her to do what she often do to my ex flings. But I never knew she'd say those words to you. I'm sorry.

Yesha:
Di ko knows what to feel.

Yesha:
Woooooh! Kausap q na taong ginugulo ko lang dati kaso ganto topic.

Yesha:
Ayos lang. Ayos na ko. Naiiyak ko na rin naman kahapon lahat. Ice cream lang katapat.

Dale Yves Manzano:
I'm sorry again.

Yesha:
Ayos nga lang! Small thing!

Yesha:
Siguro I've became annoying na lang talaga. Pero di ko pa rin matanggap yung creepy!

Yesha:
Pano ko naging creepy?!?

Dale Yves Manzano:
Your profile picture says it all.

Yesha:
Srsly?!?!?!

Yesha:
Dahil lang dunnn?!?!

Dale Yves Manzano:
Yeah.

Yesha:
POT—BAHAHAHAHAHA

Yesha:
OKI WEYT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yesha:
TATAWA LANG AKO SHET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

10:34

Dale Yves Manzano:
Done?

Yesha:
Yupppp!

Yesha:
So ganto kasi iyan!

Yesha:
Birthday ko yun nakunan, November 1 last year. Sweet sixteen daw eh.

Yesha:
Tapos iyon. Imbes na normal celebration na lang like what we used to do sa both side ng fam ko, naisipan ng mga tito at tita ko sa Manso at Santillan na magpa Halloween party tho magkahiwalay ang sa mga bata at matatanda kong pinsan kasi may mga takutin dun. Pabonggahan kami ng costume kasi latest iphone ang labanan don!

Dale Yves Manzano:
You're a Manso and a Santillan?

Yesha:
Yup! Baket?

Dale Yves Manzano:
Nothing. Continue.

Yesha:
So yon ngaaa! Bloody pero sexy angel dating ko dun kaya ganon ayos ko sa profile picture ko.

Dale Yves Manzano:
Who won best in costume?

Yesha:
Yung pinsan kong guy from Santillan side. Loko kasi yun! Gumastos pa talaga para sa professional makeup artist. Yung isang cannibal kasi sa Wrong Turn ginaya niya kaya yunnn. Sa kaniya yung new phoneee. Panggatas lang daw HAHAHAHAHA. Bebenta niya

Dale Yves Manzano:
Did you win anything though?

Yesha:
Saks lang HAHAHA. May 1k ako kasi 3rd runner up daw. If i know binigay lang yun kasi birthday ko. Pero bawi pa rin kasi gift ng parents ko sakin same phone na binigay sa cousin ko HAHAHAHA

Dale Yves Manzano:
I see.

Yesha:
Uy. Sorry for being annoying. Baka naiinis ka na pala ulit.

Dale Yves Manzano:
Nah. I just don't know what to say.

Yesha:
Friends na us ah?

Yesha:
Alang bawian ng friendship sa facebook HAHAHA

Dale Yves Manzano:
Yeah, sure.

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