Wish me luck
and
fuck my life!

If you desire for one of your wishes to come true, let it be the wish of death.

"Uri? Are you here? Why...?" You inquired in astonishment.

"What do you mean by that? I am here to shop! Kookie invited me!" Uri responded cheerfully.

You cast a narrow glance at Jungkook, who scratched the back of his neck, seemingly aware that his actions might lead to trouble with you.

Taking into account Jimin's presence, you promptly dragged Uri to a corner for a conversation.

"Why are you behaving like this?" Uri questioned as you pulled her aside.

"I am behaving strangely? You are the one who is in strange mood! I am aware! That fool must have told you about Jiminie!" You concluded with a whispering voice.

Suddenly, Uri's aura shifted, and she spoke in a deep tone, "Jiminie? Are you that close to that stranger? And wow, Mimi! You have much to clarify! Plus, you didn't really feel like informing your bestie? Like, really? I am disappointed!!" She finished her statement with a sigh.

"I...I am sorry! I didn't mean to-'' You were interrupted by a hug from behind.

"Mimie, please don't leave Jimine," Jimin expressed as he embraced you from behind, his arms encircling your waist, his head resting near your neck, his eyes brimming with tears.

Aww, why is he so cute and what made him cry? Maybe that muscle pig!!

Upon witnessing his tears, you felt a sudden pang in your heart. Swiftly, you shifted your position and embraced him firmly. "Jiminie, do not worry. I have no intention of leaving you," you reassured him as you gently wiped away his tears.

Suddenly, a loud voice interrupted the tender moment. "Kayyyyyyy!!" the voice exclaimed, followed by, "I never imagined that Jimin, whom Jungkook spoke ill of, could be so fucking cute!" Uri exclaimed with a high-pitched voice.

Uri approached you and patted your back. "I approve! He could be your boyfriend," Uri stated, beaming proudly.

As this scene unfolded before Jungkook's eyes, his mouth fell open in shock only to touch the ground, "What?! Uri!! I thought informing you about this situation would be beneficial! But guess what? A useless witch only knows to paint her face!," he remarked with a huff, mocking Uri.

"Whom did you refer to as a witch, you muscular pig? And what's wrong with your single ass trying hard to stop doubling my bestie's single life? Jimin is cute! Just look at him!!" Uri expressed with affection as she gently caressed Jimin's head, causing Jimin to blush and hide behind you, prompting Uri to coo even more.

"Yeah, yeah... cute baby! What the shit!" Jungkook retorted with a scoff, turning his head with a slight pout, though a shadow of jealousy lingered in his heart.

Following these interactions, you, Uri, a happy Jimin and a sulking Bunny went shopping.

While perusing the men's clothing section, you came across some casual cloth suitable for Jimin. "Jimin, look at this! It would suit your style," you exclaimed, catching Jimin's attention.

"Indeed, it appears to be a good choice! Please try it on," Uri suggested, gently guiding Jimin towards the fitting room.

"Jiminie don't know how to wear this…" Jimin expressed hesitantly.

"Excuse me, are you attempting to flirt or...? Waoh! Uri, why are you pushing me in the changing room?" When Jungkook asked Jimin with a hint of disbelief, he was interrupted by Uri pushing him into the changing room alongside Jimin.

"You will assist him! Both of you are men, after all. So… why not," Uri remarked with a playful wink, causing Jungkook to blush slightly.

"Very well, Mimi, I need to be paid for this shit!!" Jungkook stated with a stern gaze, to which you simply nodded in agreement.

Anything for my work to be done at this moment!!

After a brief interval, Jimin emerged from the changing room clad in the outfit you had selected, leaving you and Uri in awe. He sported a simple white t-shirt, jeans, and a black newsboy cap.

"Jimin, you look absolutely charming," You exclaimed, making a sparkle in Jimin's eyes, bringing joy to his heart.

Uri interjected with a burst of enthusiasm, "Maybe try this! It will look cuter to you!" as he handed Jimin the hoodie.

Shortly after, Jimin emerged once more, causing the females to squeal in delight. Jimin was enjoying all the attention, particularly yours, as you appeared so delighted and cheerful.

After a series of trying clothes, your eyes turned to a classic outfit. "Jimin, please try this on," You suggested, with Uri nodding in agreement.

"Jiminie will," Jimin beamed as he headed back into the changing room. Just then, a voice interrupted, "Am I gonna die like this? After tying almost every piece of cloth in here, have you all forgotten that I, too, have a limit?" Jungkook's head popped out of the changing room with a puffy and pouty face.

"Just one more, please," you implored, to which Jungkook sighed, "This will cost you dearly." You simply nodded and playfully pushed him back inside.

After a while, both Jungkook and Jimin emerged, and as you and Uri caught sight of Jimin, your minds were transported to the world of fiction.

"Are you thinking the same as I am, Mimi?" Uri inquired, and you directed your gaze towards her.

"Yes, this is undoubtedly a..." 

"A handsome CEO!" Uri interjected before you could finish your sentence.

“Yeah, yeah, handsome…," Jungkook stated assertively, rolling his eyes.

"Why do you feel jealous that Jimin is more handsome than you?" Uri remarked with a hint of disdain (scoff).

"N-no... I was simply..." Jungkook faltered, then continued, "Well, I have reached my limit. Let us make our purchase and depart!" Jungkook declared, but Uri merely smirked.

"What is the fucking matter with that freaking lady? How could she ask me to babysit you? It's frustrating!" Jungkook sighed for the fifth time as he sat on the bench, scratching his head. Meanwhile, Jimin enjoyed his four scoops of ice cream.

After shopping for Jimin, Uri promptly handed Jimin over to Jungkook and hurried off, taking you along for a ladies' shopping spree. This had been Uri's plan all along.

"Jiminie is enjoying it," Jimin remarked while licking his ice cream.

"You adult chicken kid! I should never have agreed to come here in the first place. And even if I did, I should not have brought Uri with me!" Jungkook exclaimed loudly, attracting the attention of passersby.

"Jiminie thinks Bunny is loud," Jimin retorted with a touch of sass.

"Oh, now you're starting! Just wait and see how I'll separate you from my Mimi and find a way to keep you out!" Jungkook said with a playful smirk. 

He actually doesn't have any intention to do so unless and until you are in danger, but as a bestie of an irresponsible person (you), he has to take all the measures to make you safe. It's his and his hyung's wish (your brother).

Upon hearing, Jimin's eyes welled up with tears. He impulsively tossed his ice cream at Jungkook and hastily departed. "What on earth!? Jimin, please return! Chicken head!" Jungkook shouted as he chased after Jimin.

[Your POV]

"No, I cannot wear this! There are people around," I firmly protest against Uri's idea for the nth time.

"Please, just this once. I assure you, I will stand at the entrance to shield you from onlookers. Just this once, please," Uri pleaded repeatedly but this time she have that “puppy-look-with-sparkling-eye”

How do people do that?

It was not unexpected behaviour from a pervert like her, she doesn't even leave a single girl or a boy in our collage time and I am her bestie, I have no chance.

"Very well, just this once," I relented and proceeded into the changing room.

"Yippee!" Uri exclaimed with delight.

Upon emerging in the new outfit, I was taken aback to find Jimin standing before Uri, who was facing him. Tears glistened in Jimin's eyes, leaving me curious about the cause of his state.

"Jimin, are you alright?" I inquired, momentarily forgetting about my outfit as I approached them both.

Upon catching sight of me, Jimin's eyes gleamed brightly. "Bunny said that..." he began, trailing off as his expression shifted abruptly.

"Jimin, what did he say?" I inquired, looking at him expectantly.

Just then, Jungkook appeared patting heavily, "Uri, have you seen Jimin- Goodness, Mimi! Cover yourself!" Jungkook exclaimed, blushing and swiftly turning away. A sudden realisation hit me like a bolt of lightning - I was wearing lingerie.

Hastily, I retreated into the changing room, muttering under my breath, causing Uri, who only responded with a playful smirk.

That bitch!

—AFTER CHANGING—

Jungkook and Jimin had vanished. "This is entirely your doing, Uri!" I accused, fixing her with a stern gaze.

"Oh, I didn't do anything, really!" Uri replied with a smile, adding, "Did you notice Jimin's expression?"

"Well, yes, I did. It seemed almost normal. Like he almost understood what Jungkook was indicating," I remarked with a furrowed brow.

Perhaps there was a way to return him to his usual self, if only I could uncover his past or... I should start by examining him.

"Maybe the M.M. had an effect on him!" Uri suggested with a smirk.

"What is 'M.M'?" I inquired.

"It stands for Mimi's Magic!" Uri exclaimed with a chuckle, "You certainly looked stunning in that lingerie!" She said in a teasing tone.

"You know right? I know your little secret. Would you like me to inform Jungkook about it?" I retorted, nagging her, a smirk playing on my lips this time.

"No! You mustn't! You promised me!"

"Then stop teasing me!!"

“Fine! You are no fun!” Uri said with a small pout.

It's easy to win against her or stop her with this secret. Well done Kim Miyo!

Following our shopping excursion and purchases, and receiving the same lingerie as a gift from Uri as a memory of that embarrassing moment, we all reached my apartment. Fortunately, Jimin was asleep in the car, sparing me from facing him at the moment.

I thought I almost stole his innocence.

I settled onto the couch, my gaze shifting to Jungkook carrying Jimin to the bedroom. I closed my eyes and recalled the expression on Jimin's face upon seeing me in lingerie.

He displayed a reaction quite different from his usual amiable form, prompting my urgent need to investigate further. As my mind raced with different questions, a movement beside me caught my attention, and upon opening my eyes, I beheld Jungkook and Uri seated before me.

"Let's talk now?" Uri inquired in a stern manner, causing a sense of fear to wash over me.

I am well aware that I must now provide thorough explanations, particularly regarding my innermost thoughts to both of my best friends.

Wish me luck and fuck my life. 

Author: *DEAD*

Next update: 19 or 26 May, 2024. (Hopefully)

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