(These were bound to happen one way or another)

Webtail: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Melodicflicker: *chugs entire bottle*

Melodicflicker: It's perfume

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Webtail: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Melodicflicker: My record is four, but I think I can do it

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Lilytail: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ...And this knife I found

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Nectarnose: You think I really give a f*ck? I can't even read

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Honeypaw: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it

Pollenlight: Just rip the bandage off

Honeypaw: It's Willowpaw

Pollenlight: Put the bandage back on

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Sadiesong: *gently taps table*

Specklestar: *taps back*

Shellpoppy: What are they doing?

Newtflower: Morse code

Sadiesong: *aggressively taps table*

Specklestar: *slams paws down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Sadiesong: Specklestar, I'm sad

Specklestar: *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be ok

Shellpoppy: Newtflower, I'm sad

Newtflower, nodding: Mood

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Angelwing: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Lightningsnow: Okay

Angelwing: and make out during the scary parts

Lightningsnow: Th-

Lightningsnow: The scary parts.

Lightningsnow: of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

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Angelwing: Is something burning?

Lightningsnow: Just my love for you

Angelwing: Lightningsnow, the toaster is on fire

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Webtail: I trust Melodicflicker

Duckfloat: You think they know what they're doing?

Webtail: I wouldn't go that far

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Whisperingspirit: Yo is Nectarnose sleeping or dead?

Harmonyleaf: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts

Snailpaw: Yeah, so did I

Nectarnose from the afterlife: Ok first of all, f*ck you-

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Whisperingspirit: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Whisperingspirit and Harmonyleaf, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Snailpaw: Our turn, Nectarnose! One, two, three- vanilla!

Nectarnose, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake

(And that's why Snailpaw hates her father /hj)

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Lilytail: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than f*ck

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Lilytail, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Webtail: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a d*ck

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Lilytail: Okay, truth or dare?

Webtail: Truth

Lilytail: How many hours have you slept this week?

Webtail:

Webtail: ...dare

Lilytail: Go to bed

Webtail: I don't like this game

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Frostkit: I know you snuck out last night, Morningkit

Swirlkit: Play dumb!

Morningkit: Who's Morningkit?

Swirlkit: NOT THAT DUMB!!!!!

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Frostkit: We need to get through this locked door. Morningkit, give me your credit card

Morningkit: Here

Frostkit, pocketing it: Thanks. Swirlkit, kick down the door

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Oakclaw: What is your biggest weakness?

Faithheart: I can be uncooperative

Oakclaw: Okay, can you give me an example?

Faithheart: No

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Faithheart: Can you keep a secret?

Oakclaw: Do you know anything about my life?

Faithheart: No I do not. Good point

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Willowpaw: How many kids do you have?

Wingwater: Biologically, emotionally or legally?

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Willowpaw: It's dark in here

Wingwater: Don't worry, I got this

Wingwater: *stomps paws*

Wingwater: *Skechers light up*

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Rockwing: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Pinebreeze: You mean literally or figuratively?

Rockwing: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Rockwing: You're 'the second worst thing that ever happened to those orphans,' what does that mean?

Pinebreeze: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

Rockwing: But what's the first worst thing?

*Awkward Pause*

Pinebreeze: Rockwing, they...they weren't always orphans

Rockwing:

(I may make a part two eventually)