I have a question!- God!Chuck
Your pov:
So apparently Chuck/God was here.
And well I couldn't help but get curious about him. I had so many questions. So I sat here with him and just started firing questions.
"Sooo...chuck..god...big man. The big G.O.D." I say
"Yes?" he said.
"I have a question."
"Well fire away!" he said smiling.
"Do you ever say Oh my god?"
"What?"
"Y'know when us humans are upset, stressed or amazed we say oh my god! Do you say ever say it?"
"No that'd be very narcissistic of me."
"Ok, ok.....also like people always wonder. Is there WiFi in heaven?"
"Everyone literally gets their own little slice of heaven so if WiFi is what you want it's what you'll get."
I nodded in understanding. "Soo you have a sister?"
"Yes, I do?"
"If you're our father doesn't that make her our aunt?"
"I guess so."
"Ok I know I've asked a lot of questions but this one is important...Is it true that you can't see when people have intercourse?"
"Why would you ask me this?!"
"I'm sorry, It's something I can't help but wonder!"
"Oh my word, I blessed you with curiosity alright."
"Brings me to the next question! You make everything in your image correct?"
"Yes."
"Ok have you ever messed up like maybe you were making a lion but slipped up and gave it a pig snout?"
"What?!"
"I'm just wondering! Last question I swear!"
The longer it stayed silent the more questions built up in my head.
"If people have intercourse while in a church and recite bible verses is that still sinning?"
"Where did that question come from?"
"Tumblr I think."
Dean walked in. "Hey guys what'cha doing?"
"I'm just asking god some questions! Wait why did you make it so only humans can speak? Why can't we understand animals? Is there really other unknown life forms outside of earth?"
"Those are actually things I've wondered. Yea god why can't we understand animals?" Dean said sitting down beside me.
"Thank you!" I said happy somebody was on my side.
Chuck sighed soon realizing he had a loong day ahead of him.
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