*= song lyrics

*I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely bargin' in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marryin' the wrong girl*

Stephanie stands in a purple dress (conspicuous? Certainly not! But hey! Purple is her color!) outside the church, making sure to sneak in once all the guests are inside. Once there, she stays by one of the curtains in the back where the groom, bride, etc. will be getting ready.

* I sneak in and see your friends
And her snotty little family, all dressed in pastel
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry
This is surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream
Where I stand and say*

Stephanie waves secretly to Jason, Dick, Damian, and the others as Darla yells at Helena, Damian's half-sister in a room in the back of the church.

* Fond gestures are exchanged
And the organ starts to play
A song that sounds like a death march
And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be
She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen
But I know you wish it was me
You wish it was me, don't you?*

* Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, "speak now"*

* I hear the preacher say
"Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's a silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with shaking hands*

"I OBJECT!"

* All eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I'm only lookin' at you*

* I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely bargin' in on a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy,
Who should be marryin' the wrong girl
So don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the back door
Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, "speak now"*

Tim and Stephanie run out of the church to the horror of Darla and the surprise of the guests.

* And you say, "let's run away now
I'll meet you when I'm out of my tux at the back door
Oh baby, I didn't say my vow
So glad you were around when they said, "speak now"*

And they kiss...

And the two live happily ever after.

Author's Notes

I could just HEAR the lyrics when I looked them up—I love this song so much!

BatgirlGeek❤️