"Aradhya.. Aru..meri coffee kha hai ?", shouted Vivaan from the dining table."Mujhe late ho raha hai chauki jaane ke liye "

"Aaayi ", came Aradhya's voice from the kitchen followed by her .

She placed the coffee on the table .
"Mein nastha leke aati hu "

"Nahi rehne do ", said Vivaan .
"Mein chauki jaake kuch kha lunga "

"Nahi.. asia bina kuch khaye ghar se bhaar jana acha nahi hota Vivaan ji "

"Yaar tum aur tumahre superstitions .. rakho unko aapne pass.. mein ja raha hu ", said Vivaan and turned to leave .

"Vivaan ji-

"Kya hai ?", asked Vivaan in a irritated tone ."Jaane wale ko toukna nahi chayie aisa superstition nahi sikha kya ?"

"Aap hi ne kha tha inme vishwas nahi karna ", said Aradhya

"Bye ", said Vivaan bluntly

"Suniyo toh Vivaan ji ", she ran behind him .

"Kya hai ?"

"Aaj shaam ko bahar chale ?", Asked Aradhya while playing with her saree palu.

"Nahi busy hu.. case hai "

"Kal ?"

"Nahi.. kal bhi kaam hai "

"Kal sunday hai ", pouted Aradhya

"Tumahra pati dev police mein kaam karta hai .. saturday- sunday chuti nahi hoti "

"Agle hafte phir ?"

"Dekhnege ", replied Vivaan and ran outside.

Aradhya sighed and dailled up someone on the phone."Hello.. ha Vivaan chala gaya chauki.. tu saaara kaam dhandha chodke ghar aja "

"Thoda kaam hai Aru.."

"Abey oye nautanki !! khub janti tu tera kaam.. tapak jaldi warna udhar ake uda dungi "

"Ati hu na mata paach minute de "

Police Chauki

"Teko problem kya hai Aradhya Bhabhi se.. itni achi toh hai woh ", asked Kiran, ASP at the police Station and Vivaan's best friend.

"Dude !! bhaut zyda gharelu hai.. kal meine job karne ki baat ki toh mujhpe bhadak gayi ki 'Aapke hote hue mujhe kaam karne ki kya zarurat hai' "

"Abhi woh gao se hai toh waise hi sochegi na ", said Kiran

"Thoda modernized hona bhi toh zaruri hai meine usse din kha ki shopping pe chalte hai.. tumahre liye kuch normal kapde lete hai.. madam sadiya uthake layi "

"Tujhe ladki kaisi chayie thi Bhai ?", asked Kiran while banging his head .

"Yaar meko toh koi police wali chayie thi.. you know hum Ghar se zyda crime scene pe rehte aise mein agar ek chauki pe posting hoti-

"Ha bhavna pouch gayi.. baas baas aur details mat de ", said Kiran while closing his eyes .

Vivaan smacked his arm.
"Abey !! kuch bhi mat soch "

"Tera matlab ache se smajha mein "
"Yaar phir tune Aradhya bhabhi se shaadi kyu ki ? Na pyaar na kuch ?"

"Ma ke khene par "

Kiran banged his hand on his head.

Aradhya and Vivaan's house

"Yaar Shiv kya batau mein tujhe ?? yeh gauwali ban ban ke halat kharab hai .. dhin bhar sadi mein kaise jeeti hu mujhe hi pata hai "

"Kisne bola hai itna mystery rakhne ko bata de usko teri asliyat waise bhi Vivaan ke behavior se lagta nahi ki woh filhaal tujhse zara sa bhi impressed hai "

"Woh ho hai "
"Lekin majboori hai kya kare !"

"Acha, Suresh sir ne naya mission diya hai.. ek dhongi baba ko pakadna hai "

"Abh yehi din dikhne bache the !! ek dhongi baba ko pakadna padega.. hayiee !", Aradhya showed her drama skills and banged her hand on her forehead.

"Oye nautanki ! chal be tayar hoja.. kesariya sadi mein.. teri favorite ", winked Shiv

Aradhya smacked her ."Tera plan kuch ghotale wala lag raha hai "

"Nahh toba toba gandi soch! "
"Sirf baba ki bhakti karni hai sache man se ", said Shiv with a grin .

"Abey oh !! mein pativatrasrti hu "

"Ha dikh raha chal chal "
"Bye the way woh baba ghanta apne don ka koi right hand hai "

Durga mandir

Aradhya was dressed in saffron saree and white flowers garlands around her wrists and neck. And Shiv was in a dhoti and Khadi upper garment.

"Shiv guru ghantal dikh agaye.. Chal uski ghanti bajate hai ", Said Aradhaya through the Bluetooth. "Akhraman"

Both glanced at each other and nodded.They went running towards the baba and touched his feet .

"Baba ji ashirvaad dijiye ", both said and touched Baba ghanta's feet.

"Baba ji aaj hum dhany hogaye aapke darshan paake ", said Aradhya and folded her hands .

"Kha-kha, nahi dundha aapko baba ", added Shiv."Himalaya ke parvat se leke kanyakumari tak "

"Yeh kounsi musibaate agayi !! ", murmured the baba."Aapko zarur misunderstanding hui hai hum toh sadharan baba hai "

"Nahi nahi babaji joh mahan hote hai woh uska saboot nahi dete aur wohi asli mahan hota hai", said Aradhya while winking Shiv. "Hum aapko nahi chodenge "

"Kya ?", Gasped the baba

"Saval puchne se phele nahi chodenge baba ji ", said Shiv

"Acha thik hai "
"Kya puchna hai tum dono ko ? Ghanta Baba haar chiz ka utar dete hai "

Shiv eyed Aradhya to glance at locket around his neck which proofed that he was working for the Don.

Shiv coughed bringing back Aradhya's gaze.

Aradhya's trance got broken.
"Baba asam neela kyu hota hai ? kala kyu nahi ?"

"Aag garam kyu hoti hai aur hawa thandi kyu ?", added Shiv while chuckling in his head.

People had gathered around them by now .

"Aaplogo ke sawal ka jawab thoda mushkil hai uske liye mujhe thodi arahdana karni padegi ", said the baba."Toh devi aur unke saathi kal aana"

"BEHNO ", shouted Aradhya
"Aaj tum logo ka jeevan safal hogaya.. yeh bhout hi pouche hue baba hai.. bhout hi pouche hue agar ghar mein sukh shanti chayie, suhaag ki suraksha karni ho ya sukh samapti chayie ho, toh aao humare baba ki Pooja archana mein lag jaao behno.. aaj subah inhe shiv ji ka vardan mila hai .."

"Aiye ayie ", Shiv called out everyone .

Ladies were gathered around him applying haldi and kumkum on his face.

Suddenly police gathered in the place and surrounded it from all sides.

"Sabhi logo uss guru ghantal see dur  POLICE ", shouted Vivaan.

On hearing Vivaan's voice Aradhya freaked out."Oh freak !"

Shiv pulled over the ghunghat on Aradhya's face.

Ghanta Baba started running and Vivaan ran behind him .

"Kiran iske dasi aur daas ko pakad lo jaldi yeh bhaag na paye ", said Vivaan and ran behind.

"Shit ", cursed Aradhya
"Humne kuch nahi kiya "

Aradhya and Shiv tried to run away but some lady hawaldars caught them both .

"Andha dhun bhakti karni ki saza ", said Kiran and cuffed them both and took them to the van .

Aradhya was praying the whole while to avoid Vivaan, which was quite hard as he was the ACP .

Police Chauki

Vivaan sat on the desk with a relvolver in his hand. Aradhya was hid her face in her ghungat. She and Shiv were brought before Vivaan. Aradhya was sweating hard.

"Apne apne naam batao ", ordered Vivaan while scratching his gun on his head.

"Hum Ram bhakti ", said Shiv.
"Aur yeh Ram shakti "

"Asli naam puche sir ne ", said Kiran.

"Yeh asli naam hi babua .. nakli naam ke howe hai hum na jante ", said Shiv while faking a accent.

"Yeh aurat ka ghungat uthao ", Vivaan ordered the lady officer .

"NAHI ", Aradhya shouted. She went and caught hold of Vivaan's feet. "Mahre ko jaane ko malik, hum toh Ram bhakti ki baeya (Shaadi) ki mannat mangne gaye the "

"Abh mere pair chodo "

Aradhya immediately got up.

"Iss saadhu ladke ki shaadi ", asked Kiran while widening his eyes .

"Zaman badal gaya hai babua ", replied Shiv.

"Hum Meera bai ke.. ke.. follower bhakt hai ", stammered Aradhya

"Follower bhakt ", Vikrant chuckled.
"Behen ji aap-

"NAHI, HUMKO BEHEN JI MAT BULAAO ", shouted Aradhya."Humko ko acha nahi lagta "

Shiv pulled her back."Mahre ko jaane do sarkar.. jaan do baeya na hove hai mahra phir kasor thara.. mannat puri karni hai manne"

"Thik hai dafa hojaao dono phir kissi case mein dikhe na iss chauki mein-

"Aisa na hovega sarkar ", interrupted Shiv and dragged Aradhya with her outside the chauki .

"Yeh ladki kuch jani pechanni lagi ", said Vivaan while brainstroming.

"Kai dil toh nahi agaya ?", Asked Kiran while nudging him.

Vivaan smacked his forehead.
"Kaam pe zyda dimag lagaya kar "

Outside the chauki

"Aaj toh baar baar bach gaye !! ", said Aradhya and sighed."Vivaan ko pata chalta toh mein toh jaati kaam se "

Shiv chuckled.