Mahir's PoV
No one can say when life brings someone to where. Take me for example😒. Who thought that today my girlfriend...oh no wife, (another unthinkable incident of last night masterplanned by me unknowingly assisted by the patrol guy, SP bro and my sweetuu register bro😘 oh yes...and My pyaare bhai and adhe gharwali) would come to my window like lady Romeo at the middle of the night and offer me a DATE!
And who thought that the date would be at a stupid football match, the same place where my fathers and my new in-laws would decide to get sanky-drunk!!
And who thought that however it is like still my DATE spot would eventually become my beating spot🤕!!!(Not to mention by my own in-laws)
AND WHO THOUGHT THAT RIGHT NOW I WOULD BE IN THE POLICE STATION ONCE AGAIN!!!!😑

I'm not alone here. Bella, Veer, Bani, my dad, mamu, sasur ji, saale sahab and the others of my in-law colony, everyone is standing inside the office, in front of SP sahab but the drunk party is admiring the interior with such an interest that you would think they are inside a five star community center and NOT Police station.

After the mass beating started, some sensible citizens present on the Spot called the Police and soon a big police van arrived at the spot. Clever people fleet away as soon as they heard the siren but my drunk buddies just kept beating the patrol guy and that police and me more enthusiastically with the melody of the siren. As a result we're here carried off into this police station.

Everything looks same as last night. The only difference is, today my wife is giving me timid look whereas Bani is literally killing Veer with her every passing glare just like Bella was giving me previous night. I wonder what he did this time 🙄

Oh yeah....
He called our in-laws pagalo ka khandan!!🤭

Well, he's not entirely wrong you know...but obviously what an idiot would say that out loud in front of his own wife!!🤷‍♂️

"Again....!!!you people caused ruckus tonight also??? Why??? Wasn't last night enough???" that SP barks looking at us.

But he doesn't know that there is someone more blasting than him....
"Oo Hello!!!! We didn't cause ruckus last night!!! This two chamcha of yours did!!😠 we just made them pay for their deeds today!😏" my saali saheba barks back spiting her venom.

"Oyy!!! Atom bomb... Awaaz niche!!!" SP snaps at Bani.

Bani stings back immediately, "Tu kar apna awaaz niche...yaha action replay nhi chal rha hein!!! 👿"

Uff...Bani!!!😑🤦‍♂️

"Baby... Calm down...!!!" Veer tries to pacify his wife but Bani barks back showing her fang, "Don't You Dare Utter A Word Right Now From that Pissing Mouth Of Yours!!👿"

And my bother immediately cowers back taking his hand off her shoulders. Well not just him...even the SP takes a step back gulping.

"Look madam....today I'm short of lady constables, that's why you got spared... Otherwise...." the SP trails but Bani growls back in the middle.

"Otherwise WHAT, HUH??? You think you can beat me?? No need of your lady constables. Tu khud Aa jaa...dekhte hei kisme kitna hei dum!!😠"

Urghh!!! Bani....aj pakka jail mein ghusa dega!!! 😑

Right then..... 😶🙄🤦‍♂️

"𝘢𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘬𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘫𝘢𝘳𝘢
𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘦𝘪𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘪 𝘥𝘢𝘮
𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘩𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘮
𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢
𝘢𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘬𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘫𝘢𝘳𝘢🕺🕺🕺" my dad sings swaying his hip while chote chacha whistles, "𝘱𝘢𝘢.𝘳𝘢.𝘱𝘢........." 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Then one by one all the drunk oldies start swaying their beat pe booty!!!😑🤦‍♂️
Mamu: 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘦𝘪𝘯 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘪 𝘥𝘢𝘮 🕺
Bade chacha: 𝘱𝘢𝘢.𝘳𝘢.𝘱𝘢.....🕺
Sasur ji: 𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘬𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘩𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘮 🕺
Bhatia chachu :𝘱𝘢𝘢.𝘳𝘢.𝘱𝘢.....🕺
Tapish bhai : 𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢..........🕺

"STOP!!!!!!" both Bani and SP shouts in unison.

Drunk party shuts down immediately and again concentrates on the interior view.

Better!

"Stop!!!😐Hei Shivaji!!! If this people stay here any longer, I'll go crazy!!😤" SP huffs, "Now...quickly file your complain to me." saying this he opens his GD book.

Among this crowd here I, Veer, that patrol guy and the police is in the worst shape due to mass beating. Others are quiet physically sober.

SP sahab looks at bade chachu, "You...tell me your name and complain. Quick quick!!!"

Bade Papa starts, "Good morning everyone... Myself Sri Sri Aditya Chandra Sharma. Father, Komal Sharma. Mother, Ravinath Sharma....."

Sasur ji slaps the back of bade chachu's head, "Idiot!!! Father Ravinath Sharma, not Komal Sharma😐."

Off🤦‍♂️!!! Pagal......opps no!! Bella is right beside me 🙊

SP: bass bass....No need to give your biodata. Just say your complain😐

Bade chacha walks up to me and again..😣...again pulls my ear and slurs, "This...boy🧐....yes this boy!! Stole my whiskey bottle and hid it under his BUMM!!!"

Ouch!!!😖

That time the police guy quacks with his bloody nose, "Aree...but that time you said he hid it between him and that girl like this..." saying this he jumps on the patrol guy to show our position!!😑

God!!! Even the police has lost his mind!!!!

Bade chacha looks at the police unfazed, "Did I??🤔 Oh...okay may be then it will be between... Not under Bumm!! But the position is correct police sahab, hehe😄."

SP sighs in frustration, "Off!!! Fine fine...but you were drinking whiskey in public. Does all your drinks have licences???"

"Licence?? 🤔 What are you talking about Police bhaia...?" bade chacha sighs deeply like a philosopher and starts, "We human-beings are just two days of guest in this earth... Where WE don't have the licence of our existance, how can a poor whiskey bottle have it's licence, bro??😒"

Hearing him the drunk party elates in unison, "Shadhu!!!....Shadhu!!!...(great!)"

SP sahab snaps, "Chup!!! Aye bade philosopher😏! Next..you tell me." he signs at Mamu.

Mamu starts vacantly, "My son cheated on my bahu😒!!"

"Dad!!😐😑" Veer cries listening to Mamu.

The SP smirks, "Did he??😏 well last night he was just showering his invincible love to his wife...then what happened in one night!!"

Mamu Points at Bani and says, "👉This boy happened!!😒"

SP looks at mamu in shock, "What!!!🤯 this is not your daughter-in-law??"

Mamu shakes his head, "No!"

Sp: then who is your daughter-in-law?

Mamu Points at sasur ji, "His daughter."

SP asks sasur ji pointing at Veer, "This guy is your son-in-law??"

Sasur ji: Yes yes...very good boy☺️

SP: But your shamdhi is saying he cheated on your daughter with this girl??

Sasur ji looks at Veer and Bani in astound  and says, "Really...Bani beta?? Is Veer cheating on you??"

Meanwhile Bani: 😑🤦‍🤦

SP: wait...why are you asking her...ask your daughter na...😐

Sasur ji looks at SP innocently and says, "She is my daughter."

Then SP again looks at mamu in confusing, "What is happening?? You're saying your son cheated on your bahu with this girl. Your samdhi this saying this girl is his daughter married to your son. Then what is the whole point??? Your son cheating on his wife with his own wife!!!😵😵😵"

Mamu replies innocently, "Well, that's how it appears to be😒."

The SP gropes his own hair in despair, "Urgh!!!😫 sare ki sare pagalo ka khandan!!!"

I know right!!!!

SP: Next!!!

This time my dad talks, "I want to file against My son... Doing hunky punky with this girl.🤧" saying this he points at me and Bella.

Meanwhile chote chacha and Bhatia chachu, "yes yes....we have proof!! Like this!!!" and there it is....again THAT pose😣

SP sahab stops them quickly, "okay...okay I understand. But how can I file a case Against him. It's his own wife na...just last night they got married!! This two arrested them from a hotel...Don't you know??" saying this he points at the patrol guy and the police.

And my sasuralwale looks at this two with fiercy eyes and says, "Yes!!! Yes!!! Because of this two our children had to get married. Sipahee....AKRAMAN!!!👿"

And once again....those two idiots get attacked.🤦‍♂️ and the rest is history.

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And as a result right now we all are behind the bar🙂🙂🙂

......updated
Sorry if you are getting bored reading this track...but I'm getting fun writing it...so yeah...🙂

Precap:
Drunk Sharmas in Sharma mansion with all the Singhanias.