Will is talking now so I don't confuse anyone.
Hey everyone sorry if those scenes scared you but yes I did get hit by a car when Guy caught me having sex with Chris. My face is still looking weird but I'll get to remove this thing on my face. I love all of our fans, friends and families. In case your wondering me and Guy are still in love, I think the accident freaked him out from almost breaking up with me. I'm happy Chris and Jonny did a little show at the hospital. I'll do an update when the shits off my face.

  Hey everyone I'm back two weeks later and yay my face is normal it doesn't look like someone shat on it. It's not so uncomfortable physically as I expected when me and Guy have sex. We will be back performing soon don't worry. 

   Hey Guy come over here I have a little treat for you. What is it Will? I don't think you've seen my face yet. Ahhhhh Will you look amazing and still very beautiful. I'm sorry Guy I'm very sorry. Don't worry Will I hope you don't get injured like that again. My belly wants a kiss it missed your lips. Ok Will I'll give it a kiss then we can go to bed. Guy kisses Will's belly and then him and Guy go to bed.

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I hope this wasn't too disturbing but anyways vote and comment away but nothing too harsh.