A note at the door of the toilets

Dear Random Stranger,

Do you trust the Internet and what it tells you about love and life?

Recently looked up how to kiss someone ... it felt strange to ask the Internet.

Let me know at 3rosToB3@xxx! Thanks!

Yours,
3rosToB3

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Inbox of 3rosToLov3

Message 1:

Gross, dude! Every time I go to the toilet I find your notes and I definitely did not want to think about kissing but take a piss. Now there a people giggling in front of the toilets blocking the way. Those damn hormones.

I just wanted to go to the loo!!!!

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Message 2:

Hi 3ros,

Well, I tried the kissing thing following the wikiHow suggestions. It works but it was very awkward. Maybe just try to enjoy it too and not to think too much about it.

Hugs,
C.

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Message 3:

Hi 3rosToB3,

Did you really look up how to kiss someone? Kind of nice that you admitted that because honestly ... I did it too.

I think it's great that the internet can answer questions about love that I don't want to ask my parents. But there is also some dumb shit there.

You know, sometimes I wish we would all be more open, friendly and understanding to each other. It would solve so many problems and lower pressure.

Thanks for asking and love your notes btw

X
Anonymous.

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Message 4:

Hi Eros,

It's chem guy. I don't trust the Internet or Social Media with everything but I do trust it enough to inform myself. There are some nice accounts about love life and mental health that helped me a lot. A friend of mine follows girl's health accounts and learned about endometriosis so she went to the gynecologist and it really helped her.

So yes, social media and the internet is a pretty cool thing.

Greetings,
Chem guy

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Message 5:

Hi there, 3ros,

It's the part-time philosopher again. I only trust what psychologists, doctors and philosophers say on that matter... and maybe my best friend. Go look for a book.

You still didn't turn up at our meetings. Or are you maybe already member of the club...?

Let me know.

A philosopher

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Message 6:

Dear 3rosToB3,

This is the concerned teacher. Now I know you are definitely a student, because you did it again and put the note at the toilets out of spite!

As a teacher, I have to first tell you to not trust everything that's on the internet. Always reflect critically! Ask your friends or parents or teachers for help! Be cautious of advice from content creators and influencers - you don't know their motives, credentials or whether they are paid for saying or promoting certain things!

Also, this is my last warning. Please refrain from putting notes here during break. Choose another time or place.

Thank you.

Best regards,
The concerned teacher

PS: The philosopher's department is seriously considering the idea.

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Message 7:

Dear 3rosToB3,

It's Stefan again from the student journal. This is just a reminder should you have forgotten to answer to my request from a few days ago.

We are still very interested in interviewing you or giving you another kind of coverage.

Best regards,
Stefan

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Message 8:

Just want to test whether the mail is real. Can you reply with a 'hi, its 3ros'?

Thanks!

X

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