allie 🥀
okay, i have some
things to tell you
that i probably shouldn't
but i'm FREAKING OUT

ollie 🌺
are you okay? are you
hurt? what the fuck?

allie 🥀
no, i'm fine

allie 🥀
physically

ollie 🌺
oh my god are you
pregnant?

allie 🥀
what?

ollie 🌺
like honestly alice you fucked
a guy? what the fuck?

allie 🥀
NO I'M NOT PREGNANT
AND I NEVER FUCKING
WILL BE YOU LITTLE SHIT

ollie 🌺
that makes sense, you
wouldn't be the best
pregnant woman ever

allie 🥀
excuse you, i would be the
best pregnant woman to ever
be pregnant, actually

ollie 🌺
wanna bet?

allie 🥀
fuck no, that would involve
me actually getting pregnant
and i aint going that shit

ollie 🌺
lol same

allie 🥀
says the boy who can't
get pregnant

ollie 🌺
okay then well fuck you

allie 🥀
why are we even talking
about me being pregnant
or whatever?

ollie 🌺
you said that something
happened that you
probably shouldn't tell
me so i thought about
pregnancy because if
you're only like a couple
weeks along you're more
likely to have a miscarriage
and they say you shouldn't
tell people until after
the first trimester because
that's the most dangerous
period in time

allie 🥀
okay how do you know
all this

ollie 🌺
what i like watching colleen
ballinger

allie 🥀
same

allie 🥀
ANYWAY

allie 🥀
BACK TO MY CRISIS

ollie 🌺
what fucking crisis bitch

allie 🥀
i know it's not my place to
tell anyone or whatever,
but i'm freaking out over
this and i need your help

ollie 🌺
am lost pls help

allie 🥀
lottie thinks she might be
bi
 

[QUE OLIVER DROPPING HIS PHONE BEFORE SCRAMBLING TO PICK IT BACK UP]

ollie 🌺
WHAT

allie 🥀
i know

allie 🥀
she told me that the reason
she and charlie broke up
was because she was
beginning to question her
sexuality and thinking she
might be bi and when she told
charlie, he didn't take it all too
well

allie 🥀
like, he was insecure lottie
was going to leave him for
a woman and she said that
wasn't true and everything,
but he said that he needed to
think and eventually she was
just tearing herself up about
it and broke it off with him
so that she could freely
try and figure out who she
really is

ollie 🌺
holy fucking shit

allie 🥀
i know

allie 🥀
now do you see why i'm
freaking out?

ollie 🌺
my mind is broken for a
second give me a minute

allie 🥀
but oliver

allie 🥀
this means that, theoretically,
i could have a chance with
her because she might also
like girls

ollie 🌺
isn't that supposed to be a
good thing?

allie 🥀
NO

allie 🥀
remember the 'theoretically'
part? i mean, yeah she could
like me but obviously she
DOESN'T because i'm just
me and she's this wonderful
goddess that i can never
compare to

ollie 🌺
way to go light on yourself

allie 🥀
I'M SERIOUS OLLIE

ollie 🌺
hi serious i'm dad

allie 🥀
stfu you aren't even a
father

ollie 🌺
yeah but people have called
me daddy before so...

allie 🥀
you are literally hopeless
oliver

ollie 🌺
thanks i know

allie 🥀
that wasn't a compliment
in any way

ollie 🌺
whatever

allie 🥀
but like lottie likes girls and
holy fucking shit

ollie 🌺
we need to throw a party

allie 🥀
absolutely not! she hasn't even
told you yet and you shouldn't
know except now you do

ollie 🌺
okay but when she does
come out we're having
a party and i'm inviting
my boy

allie 🥀
ohhhh your boy huh?

ollie 🌺
lol yeah

allie 🥀
?????

allie 🥀
i need more details bitch

ollie 🌺
well, we've established
that we still like each other
so yeah

allie 🥀
"like" more like BURNING
LOVE

ollie 🌺
okay we aren't even daing
so saying that i still love
him is a bit creepy so we
aren't even gonna go there
k bitch

allie 🥀
you didn't deny the fact that
you still love him

ollie 🌺
well, obviously i still do

ollie 🌺
he's timothée, allie

ollie 🌺
i've always loved him

allie 🥀
omg you're so gay

ollie 🌺
sis we been knew bout that

allie 🥀
and you're so soft for
him

ollie 🌺
and if you tell anyone i will
slit your fucking throat bitch

allie 🥀
have fun trying