ollie 😘
hey

can we talk?

river 🤢
hey, yeah

what's up?

ollie 😘
so as you know I
recently fired my
publicist and I'd
like to talk about
it

river 🤢
oh if you're asking
my advice I think
you should totally
take her back bc
she is the best of
the best babe

ollie 😘
haha yeah no

I can't do that

and I wasn't really
asking your opinion
on what I should do
about it

river 🤢
okay?? then what do
you wanna talk about?

ollie 😘
well now that I'm not
with rachel and she was
basically the reason why
we even 'got together'
in the first place...

I think we should break
up

river 🤢
what?

ollie 😘
yeah I mean it's not like
we actually like each
other

this was for more fame
and exposure and I
don't - and never have -
loved you so I don't see
why we should continue
this

soz

river 🤢
ollie you can't do this
to me!

ollie 😘
ummm yes? I? can?

river 🤢
ollie just think about
what you're doing
here

Hollywood loves us
and we're big

think about all the
roles you've gotten
recently

who do you think got
you into them?

ollie 😘
alright just go ahead and
shut up about that because
you are not changing my
mind

and if you're worried about
not being featured in the
media anymore well stop
that because this breakup
is going to get a lot of
coverage okay

river 🤢
you're just doing this
to win back that loser
you had before me

ollie 😘
um hell yeah im gonna
win back timothée

and for you information
he's not a loser he's a
fucking star

YOU'RE the loser

river 🤢
what do you even see in
him? what does he have
that I don't?

ollie 😘
um a great personality,
soft hair, and a look that
can make anyone swoon?

and he's so much nicer
than you so there's a plus

and his dick is also really
nice so there's that

river 🤢
ew

but sure

go ahead and have fun
with that lil bitch

BLOCK NUMBER?
YES OR NO

RIVER 🤢 HAS BEEN BLOCKED

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notoliverwood: it's me,,, ya boi,,, fresh and single and by the ocean living his best life

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username: oh my he's single!!!

username: DATE ME

alliepurnell: oh my god FINALLLY
— username: rt sis
— alliepurnell: wait when did this happen and why have you not texted me or the gc???
— username: oh my god my favs have a gc together!!!!
— notoliverwood: haha maybe because it just happened and I wanted to scream at the waves for a second
— notoliverwood: and you know I'll explain everything over there AGAIN BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE

username: yes he finally dumped that bitch!!!

username: awww I loved them together they were my otp
— username: gag

winteriscoming: oh my god you did not invite me to the beach with you I am OFFENDED
— notoliverwood: you are away FILMING HOW COULD I INVITE YOU
— winteriscoming: hmm now I finally understand how jax feels
— notoliverwood: ?
— winteriscoming: salty

evanhollingsworth: my boi is single which means we have to hit all the clubssss jaxinthebox you in?
— notoliverwood: oh my god yesss
— jaxinthebox: okay you know that I have a shift tonight so imma have to decline
— alliepurnell: don't worry about it. you work at waha and no one cares so go have fun tonight

username: wait does anyone know how it happened

username: yeah river released a statement all about it on her insta like ten minutes ago going into detail username
— notoliverwood: ah shit
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