BHAD BHITCHES

ollie 🌺 : oliver
alice 🥀 : alice
the famous bro : evan
the salty bro : jax
lottie ✨ : lottie

alice 🥀
so like I saw the article
and are we not going
to talk about it????

the famous bro
wait - what article?

alice 🥀
the one about ollie

wow posted it like
three hours ago

the famous bro
checking it out right
now

oh shit

wait you fired rachel??

finally that bitch was
annoying

alice 🥀
aNSWER YOUR
PHONE RHETT

ollie 🌺
jfc. you really gotta
use the middle name???

oh wait

nv suddenly I
can't read :)

alice 🥀
you ain't getting
away that easily
tell the truth NOW

the salty bro
okay I get on my break
after my phone buzzing
for like a straight ten
minutes and this is what
I'm greeted with???
what the hell???

the famous bro
oh hey jax there's
an article about how
ollie dumped rachel
and now we're confronting
him

the salty bro
okay then spill it

ollie 🌺
what? are? words?

alice 🥀
stop deflecting and
answer the question

ollie 🌺
nuh-uh

alice 🥀
jfc you're a child

ollie 🌺
not until lottie's here

the salty bro
no tell us now!

I only have like five
minutes before I have
to get back to work

the famous bro
you work at waffle house

the salty bro
yeah? so?

the famous bro
what kinda working
do you do? you've
literally walked out
half way through your
shift and no one
fucking noticed

the salty bro
wELL NOT ALL OF
US ARE FAMOUS
EVAN

ollie 🌺
damn you're like
the dead sea

the salty bro
come again?

ollie 🌺
salty

the salty bro
oh my god I hate
this gc

I'm leaving

ollie 🌺
NO I STILL
HAVENT TOLD
YOU MY PLAN!!!!

alice 🥀
THEN TELL US!!!

ollie 🌺
LOTTIE ISNT HERE YET

alice 🥀
oh my fucking god
I'll just call her

ollie 🌺
wink wonk

alice 🥀
the fuck does that mean?

the famous bro
oh you know
wink wonk

alice 🥀
jfc she'll be here
in like a moment

ollie 🌺
wINK WONK

alice 🥀
I actually hate you
guys

the salty bro
same

lottie ✨
what's so important
that I have to be here??

I was in the middle
of filming a scene!

the salty bro
ohhh joe keery

and scroll up

lottie ✨
stfu I'm not
setting you two
up and no I'm
not giving him
your insta

the salty bro
bitch

lottie ✨
aND WHAT DID
THEY SAY ABOUT
MY SON BC I WILL
FIGHT THEMM

ollie 🌺
lol don't even worry
about it

but yeah I got rid of
rachel bc she wanted me
to own up to cheating rumors
so that my name will be
in the press more and i
can't do that

lottie ✨
that's it?

I called cut on a scene
for THIS

the salty bro
AND I TOOK MY
ONE BREAK FOR THIS
SHIT

DAMMIT LANNING YOU
OWE MEEEEEEE

the famous bro
stop being so dramatic
jax

probs no one knows that
you're even on your break

the salty bro
no one asked you evan!!!!!

ollie 🌺
but can we get back to
the important thing
here??

me???

alice 🥀
oh my god what
about you

ollie 🌺
so like I'm working
with roman mitchell
and guess who he
also represents????

alice 🥀
timothée

it was in the article

ollie 🌺
TIMOTHÉE FUCKING
CHALAMET AND GUESS
WHAT ELSE???

lottie ✨
(sarcastically) what?

ollie 🌺
IMMA WIN MY BOY
BACK!!!!!!

the famous bro
and how are you going
to do that

ollie 🌺
with my amazing looks,
charm, and flowers

timmy always liked flowers
and I'm hoping he hasn't
moved

the salty bro
well that doesn't sound
stalkerish at all

ollie 🌺
stfu you punk ass bitch

imma win my boy back
and see his pretty smile
and run my fingers
through his soft curls and
UHHHHH

i just want my boy back!!!

lottie ✨
and while I'm here for that,,
you're still kinda with river

ollie 🌺
haha not for long

i'm cutting that bitch
from my life too

ain't nothing standing in
the way of me and my
boy

AUTHORS NOTE
oliver calling timothée his boy is my religion

also double update today yes