Random-A day in the life of Honoka Kousaka
Honoka: *yawns* What time is it? *looks at the clock* Eleven thirty...at least it's Saturday. I'll just go back to sleep.
Yukiho: HEY! GET UP!
Honoka: Why?
Yukiho: You told one of your friends that you were gonna go to the mall with them today! Don't tell me you forgot!
Honoka: Of course I didn't.
Yukiho: You have to get your butt out of bed!
Honoka: *lies down* Five more minutes...
Yukiho: Onee-Chan, please?
Honoka: *goes under the blanket* Ten more minutes...
Yukiho: What happened to five minutes?
Honoka: Fine. Five minutes.
Ten minutes later
Honoka: Okay, I'm ready!
Yukiho: Finally!
*knock knock*
Honoka: *opens door* Umi-Chan, you're here!
Umi: Hi, Honoka. You ready?
Honoka: Yep. Let's go.
At the mall
Umi: I'm going to go into this store real quick.
Honoka: Okay.
Umi: *goes into a store*
Some lady: *begging people to buy her product*
Honoka: ...
Some lady: *goes to Honoka* BUY MY PRODUCT!
Honoka: Okay!
A few minutes later
Some guy: *telling people to buy his product*
Honoka: ... (Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact.)
Some guy: BUY MY PRODUCT!
Honoka: UMI-CHAN, WAIT!
A few more minutes later
Honoka: (I'm going to be assertive this time.)
Some girl: E-excuse me, but will you-
Honoka: NO!
Some girl: O-okay, I'm sorry!
Honoka: I'M SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU. I WILL BUY YOUR PRODUCT. *buys the product*
Umi: *drags Honoka away*
Honoka: Oww! Umi-Chan, you're pulling my hair!
Umi: Oh, sorry.
Hours later
Honoka: *comes in* Gahhhh!
Yukiho: Hey, Onee-Chan. How'd it go?
Honoka: It was terrible! All these people kept asking me to buy their stuff! Now, I'm all out of money until mom pays me!
Yukiho: Well, shoot. Mom won't be paying you until Monday.
Honoka: That's gonna take forever!
Yukiho: Onee-Chan, that's tomorrow.
Honoka: Ugh. I hate Mondays!
Yukiho: Seriously, you might as well get ready for school tomorrow.
Honoka: If I must.
Half an hour later
Honoka: I took a bath, brushed my teeth, and got my uniform ready. At least I didn't have any homework. *gets her laptop* I'll just do some stuff.
Moments later
Yukiho: *busts in* Onee-Chan! Mom said-
Honoka: *singing off key* AISHITERU BANZAI~ KOKO DE YOKATA! WATASHITACHI NO IMA GA, KOKO NI ARU~
Yukiho: Uh...
Honoka: EEEEEEEK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Yukiho: I came to tell you that mom said to get to bed.
Honoka: Oh. Good night!
Yukiho: Night. *closes door*
Honoka: Oh well, time to sleep. Good night, Honoka~
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JUST KIDDING! The next day...
Honoka: *wakes up* Huh? What time is it...? *looks at her phone* AHA! SHE WAS WRONG.
Yukiho: *comes in* Onee-Chan, why're you yelling?
Honoka: YESTERDAY WASN'T SUNDAY! TODAY IS SUNDAY!
Yukiho: Okay, I get it.
Honoka: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yukiho: You don't have to rub it-
Honoka: *singing* I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.YOU ARE JUST A DUMMY, I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG!
Yukiho: Are you done?
Honoka: YES. *falls asleep*
Yukiho: *sigh* She's so silly. *leaves*
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