I love all my Minions….I mean fans. ~Looks around the room innocently~

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Love is a Weakness-A Naruto Fan Fiction

Chapter Twenty: Evil Little Emo

Our little run in with the rogue man threw us off our schedule. It was dark not before long. Not wanting to take our chances, we decided to camp out for the night. In the cover of the trees, of course.

“Well, I guess Hitomi and Sakura can sleep in one tent. The rest of us will sleep in the other.” Kakashi sighed. Not wanting to do the task that was at hand. Meaning, he was to lazy to even put up a simple tent.

“I’ll just sleep outside.” I grumbled. There was no chance in hell that I was going to sleep inside a tent, with Sakura. Kakashi was very aware of this. I’d much rather Sasuke.

“Me too.” Naruto said, putting sticks in a pile for a fire. Kakashi was quiet for a few moments, just finishing the first tent. It took him twenty minutes for him to do this.

“Okay, then. Sasuke and Sakura will be sharing a tent.” He was staring at me when he said this, as if to get a reaction from me. None came, I just fiddled with the hem of my shirt, to show that I did not care. But, he continued staring. This man got creepier and creepier as the days went by. I continued showing him how much I didn’t care. Sasuke, on the other hand, did care.

“Wh-what?! No. I’d much rather sleep outside.” He wrinkled his nose in disgust. I have to admit, Sasuke looked really cute when he did that.

“Something catch your eye, Hitomi?” Kakashi smirked. Damn, damn, damn. He saw me staring at Sasuke. That was probably the kind of reaction he was looking for. Curse him into the most fiery pits of hell.

“N-no!” I blushed. I pretended to squash a bug on my arm. But, in reality I was taking my anger out on myself.

“Right. Well, Tazuna, I guess you’ll be the only one in the tent. The rest of us will be sleeping under the stars.” Tazuna mumbled something under his breath before entering the tent. Kakashi made sure he was in before looking at me, finishing what he had to say, “I don’t trust Hitomi. She might try to attack Sasuke’s face, again.”

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After five minutes Kakashi got tired of my trying to rip his face off. So, he sat on me. Yes, Kakashi Hatake was currently sitting in the middle of my back. No, I sure as hell didn’t enjoy it.

“Get off of me!” I wailed, kicking my legs and flailing my arms. He was killing my back. My god, how much does this man weigh? It couldn’t be no less than a freaking hippo.

“Not ’til you say you’re sorry.” He sung. I heard a page rustle over my head. He was reading his perverted book whilst sitting on me. Words could not even begin to explain how wrong that was. “Never!” I screamed.

“I hope you’re comfortable.”

“Naruto!” He was my best friend, right? And he said he’d save me, the next time something bad happened. Well, this definitely counted for one of those times.

“Yes, honey?” He joked.

“Save me!” I cried out. I felt as if I were becoming a pancake.

“No can do.”

“And why not?!”

“I like Ramen!”

“What the hell? What does that--oh….oh! I didn’t mean it! I swear to Kami if you don’t get this bum off of me, I’ll make sure you won’t be able to make it to the age required to be Hokage!”

All was silent as I tried to catch my breath. “You’re. So. Freaking. Fat. Kakashi.” I breathed. At any given moment, I could die. Looking back on my life, I really have only one regret. That is, not kicking Kakashi butt when I had the chance during the bell test.

“Like you actually have room to speak.” He sniffed. Someone was insecure.

“Ramen? Hokage? Ramen? Hokage? Ramen? Hokage? Ramen? Hokage?” Naruto debated with himself. I was getting nowhere fast with these two.

“Sakura, sweetie.” I called in a sickly sweet voice. I could possibly compromise with her about Sasuke. I felt so devious at the moment. And, boy, it felt amazing.

“Yes?” She blinked. She obviously didn’t expect me to talk to her of free will. Unless, I was insulting her.

“Do me a favor, and get this perv off of me.”

“What’s in it for me?” Don’t say, ’a kick in the face.’ Don’t. Say. It.

“My foot shoved up your--” Kakashi covered my mouth with his hand. I really did hate when people asked that. By now, it was just a reflex to say something like that. Especially, to someone like Sakura. Kakashi mad a HUGE mistake when he decided to cover my mouth with his hand. I bit him as hard as I could until I tasted the weird metallic taste of blood.

“Owwie!” He called out, ripping his hand away. Gross, gross, gross. I gagged, spitting out the blood. Unfortunately, Kakashi made no move of getting off my back. For all that is holy!

I huffed. I guess Sasuke was all that’s left. “Dearest Sasuke.” I cooed.

“No.”

“But, you didn’t even hear what I had to say!” I whined. Stupid emos and their emo-ness. Deep breaths, Hitomi. Long, deep breaths.

“What?”

“Help?”

“No.”

“What if I gave you something in return?”

“That better not have been intended to sound dirty, Hitomi.” Kakashi scolded. I rolled my eyes. “Oh, stuff it.”

“Hitomi.” He warned.

“Suck my duck!” I yelled. When he got off of me, I was so going to deck him in that stupid masked face of his!

“You asked for it,” He started wiggling around, putting more weight on my back. I groaned, in agony. “Sasuke, I’ll do whatever you want! Just get the baka off of me!”

“Deal,” Sasuke reached into his pouch and pulled out a kunai. My eyes widened it surprise. “Sasuke, dearest. I didn’t mean for you to kill him.” He looked down at me and smirked, throwing the kunai. I squeezed my eyes shut. Sasuke had a killer aim, no way would he miss. I wasn’t fearing for Kakashi’s life. Quite the contrary. I just didn’t wanted his perverted blood all over me.

The weight was gone. I looked up to see a gray cloud of smoke. It had only been a clone. I screamed out in frustration. I’ve been stuck under Kakashi’s clone for almost two hours.

Sasuke leaned down to whisper in my ear. “Remember. Whatever I want.” My body stiffened. What in the world was I thinking when I said that? Did someone spike my water? Was I high? I groaned. He chuckled darkly before laying his sleeping bag on the ground.

“You are one evil little emo, Sasuke.”

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Oh, Sasuke. You are the center of my dreams. ~Starts gagging uncontrollably~ Who invited Sakura here?!

Guys, this is my 20th chapter! :D I’m so happy. I never thought I would get this far…..I don’t like to finish my work, okay?

So, seeing how this is a special chapter. ~Rainbows burst out of nowhere~ I am going to confess something. ~Rainbows combust into random fires~ I will let you in my dark mind for a while(: Have any random, creepy, stalker-ish question to ask me? ASK AWAY! Just IM me or PM. Also, I wanted to tell you something about this story……..it actually started out as a Naruto love story…..Do not even ask me how we got to Sasuke. I don’t even like Sasuke. I actually DESPISE Him. I love Naruto, I think he’s amazing. As I was writing the first chapter to this, I had perfect plans with Naruto. But, my mind likes to change things up. I’m not sure if this happens to everyone, but when I write, I’m not even myself. It’s like my mind takes over(: It’s fun, I like it. But…I really wanted a Naruto story. Sigh. If you want one, I will write one! After this dumb Sasuke icky story. Lol, I love this story, not the main character’s idea for affection. I have to admit though, Sasuke kind of grew on me. But, I still don’t like him.

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