[ chapter eleven ]

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"Jungkook was saying stuff..." he said, pacing up and down your living room as you sat down, utterly confused, on your couch, "about you. And I was... I was wondering if it was true."

"Taehyung, what are you going on about?" You asked, still confused.

"He said, that you are really patient and like teaching," he asked, looking at you as he stopped pacing.

"Yeah, I guess, why?" You asked.

"You like teaching anything," he added.

"I guess so," you replied.

"And I'm kind of, stupid and weird," he said.

"If you mean that in a good way, then yes," you smiled.

"And I don't know how some stuff works," he continued.

"Go on," you encouraged him to continue.

"Cool," he smiled sitting next to you.

"So...?" you asked.

"What?" he replied.

"What did you want?" You questioned.

"Oh yeah," he perked up, then stood up again, "teach me something."

"Teach you what?" You asked, agreeing.

"You promise you'll teach me something no matter what it is?!" He perked up.

"I guess so," you said.

"Teach me how to have sex," he blurted out.

"I didn't think of that," you murmured to yourself.

"Well?" He asked.

"Okay," you agreed.

"Yes!" He yelled throwing his fist into the air.

"But," you started, "I can't."

"What do you mean?" He pouted.

"You have sex with someone you love," you stated.

"Oh, but, sometimes you do stuff for no reason, even if you can't do it, right?" he asked.

"I never said I wouldn't, I just said I can't," you inputted.

"So you will?" he said.

"I mean I guess so," you replied standing up and walking towards him.

"By the way I have another question," he added, making you stop infront of him.

"Go on," you said.

"What's this?" he asked, pulling his pants down along with his boxers, "it keeps like standing when I think of you, and sometimes I wake up and it's all gooey, and gross and ew, like I pee out of it but I just--- What?"

You covered your eyes with your hands.

"Why are you covering your eyes?" He asked confused.

"TaeTae, your not meant to show that to people?" you explained, "It's a secret shall I say."

"Oh!" You heard him pull his pans up so you uncovered your eyes.

"Take a seat," you said sitting down.

"So, it's stands?" You asked.

"Mhm,"

"It gets gooey?"

"Mhm,"

"When you think of, what did you think of, I forgot?"

"You,"

"You love me?" You asked.

"Define love," he smiled his signature box smile.

"KIM TAEHYUNG!" You yelled.

"Ow," he sobbed.

"Sorry," you patted his head.

"Wait keep yelling," he asked.

"KIM TAEHYUNGGG!!"

"Once more,"

"KIM TAEHYUNGABDHAIAKKkxkc skaixkncNAKDKJCJ!!"

"Woah," his jaw dropped.

"Why?"

"I like it," he grinned cheekily.

"KIM TAEHYUNG SERIOUSLY?!" You yelled once more.

"IT HAPPENED AGAIN!" He yelled back.

"What happened again?" You asked confused.

"I can't show you, it's a secret," he smirked.

"Oh god," you murmured, "I have a feeling I won't have any patience left after this..."

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A/N: Sorry this is short, but I don't know. I'm sorry. Btw, do you want me to write the smut or leave your imagination to do that??