Suddenly, some screaming sound comes downstairs. They both rush down. As they follow the voice, they see mama-maami beating habibi.

Shivi: (yells) mama ji.....

They try to go out but the doors of backyard are closed. It's a glass door.

Shivi: (screams) mamaji....nhi...

Ja: tu ruk beta....main iss chor ko dekhta hu......

Shivi: (banging the glass door) nhi nhi......

ha: (saving himself) aree hum chor nhi heinge.....

pr: (beating him broom) abbe jhute...

suddenly, habibi's wife comes from other side of wall.

Ha's wife: (worried) what's happening?...you okay baby?

Ja: ye kaun hai?

Ha: noor-e-najar zero figure...humari biwi heingi.....

Ja: (amazed) hein?....itni haseen teri biwi hai?....

Ha: (nodding) heingi

Ja: saale biwi bhi churata hai...(beats him with mop)

Shivi: mama ji...nhi...ruk jaaiye.....

Ha's wife: (worriedly) call the cops....call the cops....

Shivi: (yells) no no no....don't call the cops....

Sh: (banging the door) mama ji darwaza kyun band kiya.....kholo.....

Pr: aree beta....ye chor andar aa jata...isliye band kiya hai.....

shivi: (widening her eyes) chor....nhi...(shaking her head in no)....

Ja: aree chinta karo naahi.....iski toh...(raise mop to beat him)

Ha: (yells) cease fire...cease fire......khuda ke vaaste, rehem ke raaste rehem kariye.....

Ja: (confused) kyu

Ha: (indicating towards shivi) hum inke padosi heinge....

Ja&pr: (turns to shivi) padosi hai?

Shivi: (nodding) hn hn....padoshi, neighbour...(pointing habibi's house) samne wale ghr me.....

Ja: (turns to habibi) tu padoshi hai?

Ha: hn heinge...

Ja: phir bhi chori se ghusta hai....

Ha: *looks other side*

Ja: (keeping the mop aside) acha andar chal....chai peete hai....

Ha: (afraid) nhi nhi...

Pr: aa jaaiye na bhaisahab

Ja: (putting arm on his shoulder) aree chal nhi marunga......padosi hai tu.....ghuspettiya padosi...

Habibi turns to his wife and indicates her to also come. All go inside. Raavi-shiva looks each other and sighs. they also follow other's.

Ra: (wishpering) ye paskistani officer toh peeche pad gya hai......

Sh: (wishpering) kya kar sakte hai...par mama mami ne kya class lagai(chuckles)....

Ra: (sarcastic) hmm.....phir police humari class lagati.....

Sh: 🤭😜

Ra: *shakes her head on him*

Both goes to the dining hall following mama-mami.

Sitting in sofa, jagat applies the ointment on habibi's hand while he winces in pain.

Ha: (to jagat-prafulla) aap dono janab kaun heinge?

Sh: yeh mere mama-maami hai...India se aaye hai....

Ha: oh...acha....daawat-e-nigah me aaye honge.....

Shivi: 😲😳🤦‍♀️

Pr: (confused) kiski dawat....kiska nigah?

Ha: (chuckling) aree inn dono ka nigah......

Ja: (shocked) shiva....bahut galt baat chhe.....tum dono shaadi kar rahe ho aur ye baat hum ye ghuspettiya bata rha hai.....

Ha: (getting up from his place)...(suspiciously) matlab inhe illm-e-nigah nhi heinge?

Sh: (confused) illm-e...kya?

Ha: aree matalb shaadi ke baare me bataya ke nhi bataya.....

Sh: (nervously) vo...voh....voh

Ra: (reflex) abhi batane wale the...upar yahi soch rahe the...ki k..kaise bataye.

Sh: hn hn.....mama ji.....hum das din me shaadi kar rahe hai......

Ja: (seriously) dhara-gautum jane chhe?(do dhara-gautum know?)

Sh: (reflex) nhi.....

Ja: hein??

Sh: (nervously) hn.....bataya na....par vo aa nhi sakte na....

Ja: hn hn....gautum ka operation hai.....

Pr: koi baat nhi hum toh aa gye na......(goes to raavi) kitni sundar bachi hai......jeeti reh....

Ra: *slightly smiles*

Pr: aree....aap bhi aasirwaad de do......

Ja: (unintrested) nhi aashirwaad nhi de sakta....

Shivi: 🤨🤨

Pr: aree kyun bhi.....

Ja: pehle isse kaho kapde pehn ke aaye.....

[raavi dress]

Ra: (😲😲) what!!!!!!

Sh: (reflex) mama ji pehn toh rakhe hai.......

Ja: aree beta purre kapde pehn ke aaye....nano nano (chote chote) kapde se kaam nhi chalte hai...

Pr: beta baat toh sahi hai inki.....

Raavi looks at her dress and then at shiva angrily who looks her with pleading eyes.

Sh: (giving a forceful smile) ra...raavi...woh dress pehn le...vo wali....usme pure kapde the....aashirwaad wali dress......hn...ja pehn le....(pleading her with eyes)....abhi...abhi pehn ke aayi mama ji

Raavi clenches her jaw and indicates him to immediately come upstairs. Raavi goes to her room while shiva gives a smile to mama-maami and excuse himself for a call.

Shiva enters the room and raavi greets him with pillow.

Ra: (angrily) I am saying this first and last time....main jo pehnti hu mujhe acha lagta hai aur jo mujhe acha lagta hai main vahi pehnungi.....

Sh: aree raavi...raavi....

Ra: *goes inside washroom*

Sh: (standing the door) aree acha toh mujhe bhi lagta hai raavi....aur isme koi burai bhi nhi hai.....but they are old fashioned people...aur india me bahu bado ke samne aise kapde nhi pehnti.....

Raavi opens the door and comes out. Shiva gulps seeing her expression.

Ra: (angrily) bahu!!!!...who bahu? Kiski bahu?.....(showing him finger) listening mr......iss shaadi ko jayada seriously mat lo okay?...(walks past him)

Sh: aree main kahan seriously le raha hu.....(walks towards her) maine toh mama-mami ko btaya tak nhi tha.....vo toh uss habibi ne btaya....(stand behind her facing her back) aur acha hai na vaise bhi....mama-mami ki vajha se sako lag rha hai ki hum real marriage kar rahe hai....(soft voice) thodi toh acting karni padegi na.....

Ra: (turns to him)....(pocks her finger in his stomach) thodi acting?.....(irritated) thodi jayada acting hai....ye over acting hai shivaaa.....

Sh: (putting a scraf on her head) raavi kuch toh pehn le yaar.....(pleading voice)

Ra: *angrily throws the scraf and look shiva*

Sh: *best pleading look*

Ra: *huffs and goes to change*

Shiva comes down with raavi who was now wearing a normal jeans and top. jagat and prafulla see them and smile.

Ja: (blesses her) ab kitni achi lag rhi hai....jeeti reh....

shivi: *awkwardly smiles*

They all goes to the living room where all the indian neighbours of shiva where sitting. shivi look each other with shocked expression.

Sh: aap sab?

Ja: (casually) aree main bulaya hai....iss ghuspettiya padosi se keh ke.....

Ha: (huffing) Habibi...officer Habibi.....

Ja: (uninterested) hn hn......(to the neighbour) das din baad bacho ki shaadi hai....sab aashirwaad dedo bhai.....(to shivi) jao beta....dono sabke pair chuke aasirwaad le lo.....

shivi: *😦😦*

ja: jao jao.....

shivi start taking blessing from everyone. once, they were done, they stand in side. Shiva turns to raavi and sees her holding her back and making faces. he chuckles at this making her glare him. 

Sh: (leaning in her ears).....(whispers) tum london ki ladkiyaan badi weak hoti ho....kuch seekho born & brought up indian ladkiyoon se....

Ra: (maintaining a fake smile on face) hn toh ja na....aisi ladki se shaadi kar le jo born and brought up in india ho....

Sh: (irritated) hn kar lunga 6 mahine baad.....(smirks)

raavi glares him and pinches his arms. shiva looks her with 😮 expression.

FINALLY COMPLETED😅😅....KAISA THA.....🤭🤭

MAMA-MAMI KE LIYE AB SHIVI KO KHOOB ACTING KARNI PADEGI....BECHAARE SHIVI🤣🤣

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