#5: UNINVITED GUEST
Shiva goes out to see what was going on. He goes to them.
Sh: (to one of the security guards) what happened? What the matter?
Security gaurd: are they your people?
Sh: no.....I don't then
Security Guard: sir these people says that they are your mamama....plz handle otherwise we'll have to call police....
Sh: no no no...don't call the police.....I'll see....(to the person) excuse me uncle....uncle aap?
Man: (amazed) aee shiva.....
Sh: *pointing towards himself confused*
Man: aee prafulla dekh.....apna shiva.....
Prafulla(pr): (surprised) hey mara bogilaal.....kitna bada ho gya apna shiva....itna sa tha jab dekha aakhiri baar dekha tha.....
Jagat(ja): aree aise kya dekh rha hai....mami hai teri prafulla maami.....
Sh: *passes an awkward and confusing smile*......nhi...uncle aap kaun ho...aur yahan kaise.....
Ja: nhi pechana.....aree main jagat.....jagat mehta..hn?...
Sh: *try to think*
Ja: aree problem kya chhe?....tere kaka ka beta hai gaumbi.....somnath wala....
Sh: hn..hn...
Ja: uske padosi hua karte the.....
Sh: padosi toh hai.....
Ja: hn.....toh unme teri bhabhi ki bahut achi dost thi.....rashmi....
sh: (still confused) ji.....
Ja: hn...toh hum kirayedaar hai......
Sh: (after connecting all the dots) gaumbi ke padosi ke kirayedaar.....
Ja: hn....haave tamne yaad aavyu(now you remember).....jeeta reh mere bache......(hugs shiva)....
Security guard: sir this is your last chance please ask them to leave me now.....
Sh: yes..yes.....(to jagat) uncle....matlab mamaji...aaplog abhi yahan nhi ruk sakte, allowed nhi hai....
Ja: hn toh kaunsa rukna hai yahan.....tujhe lene aaye the chal....
Sh: (confused) kahan chalu?.....
Ja: ghr....
Sh: ghr!!!
Ja: hn.....gautum-dhara ne kaha tha ki London jaana toh shiva se jaroor milna.....ahe aapde chhe(here are we).....chale....
Sh: (tensed) ji....
Shiva takes a cab to house. During the rid, shiva calls dhara.
Dh: Hlo shiva....jai somnath....
Sh: jai somnath bhabhi.....
Dh: mama-mami mil gye tujhe?......
Sh: hn bhabhi.....vahi batane ke liye call kiya tha
Dh: call kiya tha maine tujhe, tune uthaya nhi....aur aaj lag hi nhi rha tha.....isliye office ka address dena pada...nye ghr bhi address nhi pta tha mujhe.....
Sh: koi baat nhi bhabhi......sorry bhabhi kal main busy tha.....
Dh: koi baat nhi....le gaumbi se baat kar....(hands the phone to gaumbi)
Ga: jai somnath shiva....
Sh: jai somnath gaumbi.....kaisi hai aapki tabiyat....operetion ki date kab hai?.....
Ga: 4 din baad......tu thik hai vahan?
Sh: ji....
Ga: acha shiva sun....mama-mami ka dhyaan rakhna....nayi jagha hai unke liye.....isliye maine unhe tere paas rehne ko bola....tu samjh rha hai na
Sh: ji gaumbi...isme kehne ki kya baat hai kehne ki kya baat hai.....
Ga: tujhe koi dikkat toh nhi hai na.....kuch hi dino ki baat hai ye vaise......
Sh: nhi gaumbi.....unka hi ghr hai
Ga: chal tu dhyaan rakh.....thik...
Sh: ji...jai somnath...
Shiva reaches home with mama. Shiva pays the cab driver.
ja: shiva.....
Sh: Ji?
Ja: beta...dekh hum tujhe takleef nhi dena chahte....tu kehta hai toh hum hotel me ruk jate hai....
Pr: hn beta....hum tujhe paresaan nhi karna chahte.....
sh: aree.....aise kyun bol rhe ho aap log....mujhe koi dikkat kyun hogi.....aapka hi ghr hai.....lekin aap phir bhi hotel me rukna chahte hai toh main kya keh sakta hu?
Ja: (😮)...main kya keh sakta hu matlab?.....ek chahta lagaunga(showinh his hand)....mama-mami hai tere.....apne hai tere tu haq se rok sakta hai.....kyu prafulla?
Pr: bikul....
Ja: chal rok aur dekh hum rukhte hai ya nhi......
sh: *tongue tied*
Ja: aree rok
Sh:😳....ruk jaiye mamaji
Ja: ruk gye🤷♀️
Pr: (caressing his head) hn beta tere saath hi rehenge chal.....
Sh: (🙂)......chaliye.....
Prafulla and jagat moves towards the house and shiva follows.
Sh: (in mind) takleef aapse nhi....apke aane ki timing se hai mamaji.....kaash aap ek mahine pehle ya 6 mahine baad aate......
Shiva takes them inside.
He takes them to his bedroom and ask them get comfortable with the house. Prafulla starts cleaning the mess.
Sh: aree maami aap kyun kar rhe ho....main karta hu na.....
Pr: aree....tune hi toh bola tha ki humara bhi ghr hai....toh apne ghr kaam karte hue kya sochna....main kar dungi....
Shiva, suddenly, receives a call from office, he leaves. Jagat start checking out the house. He enters the another room (raavi's room) and sits on the chair relaxing. Raavi turns while sleeping and her eyes fall on jagat who was relaxing on chair with eyes closed. She jumps off the bed with jerk and screams 'shivaaaaa' making jagat flich and shock. Raavi wears her slipper and runs out screaming shiva's name.
Ja: (confused) te kon hati?....(tranl: ye kaun thi)
Raavi rushes down the stairs calling shiva while shiva comes from backyard listening her.
Sh: (worried) what happened?.....
Ra: (running towards him) shiva mere be-.....aah....
Raavi dashes with the sofa's corner and falls on shiva while shiva balances himself on the hand rest of the sofa. Raavi lifts her eyes to see shiva looking her intendly.
Sh: (realising what he was doing) tujhe girne ka itna shuak kyun hai?.....
Ra: *moves away clenching her jaw*.......
Sh: mujhe laga tu late aayegi....
Ra: (seriously) not important.....there is a man in my bedroom an-
Raavi stops when prafulla comes in front of her. she smiles at her while raavi gives a confused smile. Shiva gives expression of 'hey somnaath...bachalo'
Pr: (introducing) maami.....
Ra: (smiles).....(to shiva) can you plz explain me this?
Pr: shu?
Shiva smiles at prafulla and indicates raavi to go upstair. Raavi goes. After min shiva too goes while jagat comes down to the hall.
Ja: problem kya chhe?
Pr: vo chodo....ye socho ki ye ladki shiva ki biwi hai kya?
Ja: pata nhi bhai....
In raavi's room, shiva explains her the whole thing and after getting the things,
Ra: gaumbi, your brother, unke neighbour ke kirayedaar......
Sh: yup.....
Ra: (confused) par vo yahan kya kar rahe hai?
Sh: (conviencing tone) aree hota hai raavi....India me guest aur pest aise hi kabhi bhi aa jate hai...
Ra: (frustrated)...(loudly) par tu unko jaanta tak nhi hai yaar.....
Sh: (shut the door) aree......bachpan me dekha hai...
Ra: *looks at him*
Sh: (nervously) sayad.....
Ra: *gives a 'seriously' wala look*
Sh: but gaumbi jaante hai....
Ra: * 'kya yaar' wala look*
Sh: (pleading) plz raavi...main bhai-bhabhi ko upset nhi kar sakta......
Ra: *folds her arms and turn other side rolling her eyes*
Sh: aree tujhe kuch karne ki jaroorat nhi hai....main living room me so jaunga....vo mere bedroom me so jaayenge....plz raavi...
Ra: *still unconvienced*
Sh: (loudly and rapidly being irritated) aree seedhe saadhe bujurg log....(raavi turns to him)....(slow down his voice) hai....4-5 din London ghum ke chale jayenge....
Ra: (sighs) fine....but mujhe koi issue nhi chahiye...
Sh: *nods in ok*
Ra: (firmly) aur shaadi se pehle inhe bhej dena.....mujhe itni acting nhi hogi.....(mummers) bahar bhi acting ghr me bhi acting.....
Sh: 😦
Suddenly some screaming sound comes downstairs.
AGAIN A BIT BORING CHAPTER....BUT NEXT FUNNY HAI...USME HABIBI BHI HAI....🤣🤣🤣
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