A/N: This is NOT my first fanfic and I know how to write a Gucci ass smut( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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12am-The Penthouse

Taehyung's POV

"Taehyung, are you listening?" Rap Monster, our leader, asked, snapping me out of my daydream (A/n: hehehehehe).

"Huh? Yeah. Now I am. Continue," I said, earning a snicker from Jungkook and Jimin. It took everything in me to pay attention to Rap Mon's rant about Seoul Reverse, our enemy.

"God! Sometimes I just wanna strangle the life out of every single fucking one of them! Especially that bitch Jayhyun!" Namjoon

"You'd wanna fuck her first," Jimin said smugly. "We all would." I glared at my friend, but I couldn't exactly be mad. I knew it was true as true can be. Sometimes I even had dreams where little Tae was buried deep in Jay. Yup. I have no dignity. I want her, but I actually LOVE her. I want to hold her, marry her, fuck her, have a family with her, buT IT'S ALL BECAUSE OUR GANGS HATE EACH OTHER!! WHAT THE FUCK! I heard the tv turn on in the living room.

"This just in, Seoul Reverse has broken in and robbed a Gucci store. 15 hostages and 27 dead. Policeman Gyunhi managed to catch leader Rang Jayhyun and this is the real recording of their conversation:

"Gyunhi: Now, do you want to tell me why you guys kill so many people?

"Jayhyun: *laughs* It  ain't our fault the sorry fuckers refused to leave the building and keep their fuckin' mouths shut

"Gyunhi: Please, Ms. Rang, keep your language clean

"Jayhyun: *in English* Fuck anyone who understands what the fuck I'm sayin' cuz that means that you're a motherfucking disappointment to your whore parents

"A-and now to the weather forecast right after these advertisements!" The newslady said nervously. I smiled inwardly at the way the light of my life had no shame to cuss off a policeman and millions of people. Somewhere behind me someone growled angrily.

"Fucking slut," I recognized the voice as Suga.

"Let's go kill them! Or maybe just hurt them really, really bad," (A/n: I love you for life if you get the reference) Hoseok said cheerfully. I kept my calm mask and nodded at my hyung, who was quite clearly shadow realming Jimin with his tongue technology.



"If she's such a slut, why do you wanna smash?" I asked.

"Same reason everyone else does.. she's hot as fuck," sending a wink and smirk my way, he turned and left the room.

"Ass," I muttered. I went up to my bedroom and scrolled through my phone, looking at random edits and eventually finding myself reading a yaoi manga. Damn... as I was laying on my back, I unconsciously slid me hand down my pants. "Huh... would you look at that..." I mused to myself. "Its gonna be a jerk off fest up in here," (A/N: really random thought at 3:11 am....have you ever wanted to just hug someone around the neck with a rope??? Comment 'Agust D' if this is you).

Time skip: 6:37 am
Taehyung pov
BTS penthouse

The morning started off horrible... since Jin didn't want to quote "Wake up early in the damn morning just to make the boys some fucking cereal". Not only did that make Jungkook sad cuz his MOMMY didn't make him food, it meant that the rest of our lazy asses had to get up, go out, and get food. Of course, I was picked to be the one to get the food.

"I don't even know what the shit y'all eat!" Was my best excuse... which is saying something...

"Just get us some goddamn food Taehyung! Holy shit you could've been back by now," Hoseok said. If he gets too hangry he starts acting like Suga like no shit. Fuck.... now I have to run my Gucci ass down to McDonald's. As I placed my order, keeping my head low in case any other gang members were here on a morning run. I was in the clear until a young girl followed by a taller male walked in.

"Fuck," I cursed under my breath. Don't get me wrong, I love that I finally get to see her in person, but her brother can kill me in a heartbeat.

"Look who it is. Kim Taehyung. Second youngest member of BTS," smirk her brother, Rang Daenwoo.

"Fuck off," I muttered and went to the counter where my order had been called. I grabbed the bags and attempted to walk out of the restaurant when Daenwoo grabbed me by the arm and yanked me back. "I know you're not trying to pick a fucking fight in a public place, Rang," I said.

"You know damn well we don't play by the rules," the boy said.

"And there's not God damned reason we should start now," Jayhyun hissed.

"Ah the famous gang bitch! I'm glad we finally meet! Now I gotta get home before the boys die of hunger," I said.

"Let them starve. The less shit we have to take care of," Daenwoo growled. I kneed him in the crotch and walked out of the food joint.

"Cunt," I muttered under my breath.
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A/n: You're welcome for the gif my little Gucci Monsters :)