"What the frick are you doing?!" Tails asked, his eyes were wide as he stared at his friend in disbelief. Did his eyes deceive him?

Knuckles quickly got back up on his feet "Tails, it's not what it looks like!" He stampered, a flustered fucked up mess.

"Then tell me what the frick i just saw?!"

"Uh... An illusion?"

Tails crossed his arms. "Sure."

Knuckles sighed at Tails' stubbornness. He was angry Tails interrupted him and flustered he was caught. There was nothing to hide at this point.

"Ok," he sighed "you caught me. You see, I've been in love with master emerald here for such a long time. I've been denying it but i think it's time." He then hugged the giant emerald once again. "Me and Master Emerald are getting married!"

Tails gasped, this was too sudden. "Um knuckles, this is kinda weird." He said walking up to him who was now making out with the gem once again. "I think your loneliness caused you to go crazy," he pryed Knuckles off from Master Emerald making him whine "c'mon knux, we're going to find you a lover thats actually real and not just some gem."

Knuckles punched Tails in the face making him fall backwards, he ran away with the emerald into a cave screaming: "I HATE PEOPLE THEY STINK AND TREAT YOU BAD! AT LEAST THIS LOVELY MASTER EMERALD WON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAL!!!"

Tails rubbed his face but by the time he got up, Knuckles was gone. He sighed and started to walk away thinking of ways to get knuckles away from this crazy dellusion.