Lance P.O.V
"Ok here we go!" Keith shouted into the microphone. At least he was more enthusiastic than pidge. The music started to play-

My lover's got humour
She's the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody's disapproval
I should've worshipped her sooner
If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
Every Sunday's getting more bleak
A fresh poison each week
'We were born sick, ' you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me 'worship in the bedroom'
The only heaven I'll be sent to
Is when I'm alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen. Amen. Amen
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He finished singing the first verse. He was pretty amazing! This is gonna get good.
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Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
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Dang! He's really good! His  voice sounds like it was meant for singing! He continued
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If I'm a pagan of the good times
My lover's the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
She demands a sacrifice
To drain the whole sea
Get something shiny
Something meaty for the main course
That's a fine looking high horse
What you got in the stable?
We've a lot of starving faithful
That looks tasty
That looks plenty
This is hungry work

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Amen. Amen. Amen

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life

Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life
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He finished singing. He came walking towards me. "Top that hot shot." He said walking towards the food table and punching my shoulder. "Oh I will" I responded walking towards the front. "Allura im going next." I said walking up. "Be my guest." She said walking beck towards shiro. "Ok everyone! I'm about to sing better than anyone's ever heard! Except for pidge maybe." "Here we go!" I shouted as I picked out my song. This is gonna be good. I chose uptown funk because this is probably the best song ever.
Let's do this. (A/N Warning language. So if your a small child you have been warned.)

This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin', whilen, livin' it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, I'm so pretty
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I actually ended up kissing myself on this line and I could see Keith face palm in the back.
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I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money, break it down
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I ended up having pidge do the 'hot damn's and she put on sunglasses and threw money at me. This is just getting interesting.
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Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Stop, wait a minute
Fill my cup, put some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio, get the stretch
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood
Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy

I'm too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Bitch say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Am I bad 'bout that money
Break it down

Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon' give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch (come on)

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Before we leave
Lemmi tell y'all a lil' something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up

Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don't brag about it, come show me

Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot
Don't believe me just watch come on!

Don't believe me just watch uh

Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch uh
Don't believe me just watch
Don't believe me just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up (say what?)
Uptown funk you up
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I ended up having shiro scolding me for language, pidge did all the back ups, and Keith just face palmed the whole time. I even wore sunglasses.
"Psssht you think that was good? Show off." Keith said standing next to me. "Hey I think I'm good!" I said. "Keywords: you think" he replied. Ouch that hurt. "Ok everyone who's next? No one? Ok then I'll go I guess." Allura said walking up to the microphone.
I wonder what song she's gonna sing?
"Ok let's do this" I heard her whisper to herself before the music started playing.

I threw a wish in the well
Don't ask me I'll never tell
I looked at you as it fell
And now you're in my way
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Oh god no. No this song. Anything but this song.
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I trade my soul for a wish
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn't looking for this
But now you're in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing
Hot night
Wind was blowing
Where you think you're going baby?
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Get ready for the pain...
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Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
But here's my number
So call me maybe
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Thhhhheeeeerrrrrrreeeeee it is!
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You took your time with the call
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all
But still you're in my way

I beg and borrow and steal
At first sight and it's real
I didn't know I would feel it
But it's in my way

Your stare was holding
Ripped jeans
Skin was showing
Hot night
Wind was blowing
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so so bad, bad, bad, bad....

It's hard to look right at you baby
But here's my number
So call me maybe

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe
And all the other boys
Try to chase me
But here's my number
So call me maybe

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
So call me, maybe
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Yay! It's over! I mean she had a pretty voice and all, and not saying that I wouldn't totally date her but just, why this song? There are millions out there!!
"Ok everyone you may head back to your rooms we'll continue this tomorrow" shiro said pointing towards the door. "Oh cmon!" I heard pidge shout. I did not want to come back tomorrow but I had to. Sadly. We all walked back to our rooms and I sat down. I heard a faint knock on the door. Oh cmon who is it now? "Come in." I said with no emotion in my voice as I was really tired. "Wow, you could've been nicer" Keith said walking in. "Sorry. Had no idea it was you" I said. I actually knew it was him. "Ok, ok fine. Lance, I have a question for you." He said walking up to me and sitting next to me on my bed. I turned towards him and held both of his hands. "Y-yes?" I asked a bit flustered from the way he was looking at me. "I-I was wondering if y-you maybe w-wanted to be m-my b-b-boyfriend?" He asked. I could tell he was nervous. I immediately felt my cheeks burn from turning red. "Keith your an idiot...OF COURSE I WILL!!!!" I said knocking him over by kissing him. This was a happy ending for all.

Writer P.O.V
Needless to say after this Lance and Keith kissed they did multiple things, that if I were to write them down all the small beans who find this and look at it won't be traumatized. Let's just say that after this Lance and Keith couldn't walk for a week and pidge caught it all on tape. A few years later that arrive back on earth and start a family with two boys and one girl and a dog named Oliver. Pidge was the best aunt ever who taught the kids their first swear words and how to knock someone out in under 3 seconds. The kids names were Shiro, Adrain, And Allura. The reason one of them was named shiro is because well, he didn't quite make it back home. R.I.P shiro. The reason the second boy was named Adrain is because he has blonde hair and green eyes, they named him after Adrian Agreste, Keith's favorite fictional character from their favorite show, miraculous ladybug. The third one was named Allura after the space princess they met on their journeys. They tell stories of space and often have to call auntie pidge to confirm because they trust her more than either of their dads. Then Lance and Keith grow old together and die happy. Their kids then meet shiro and Allura because somehow they are alive and then they go on the same adventure that their dads did.
"I love you Lance" "I love you too Keith."

THE END

Hey guys sorry for not updating for like forever here is the final chapter of the story. I wanted it to end so I came up with an ending and here it is!! Till next time my klance sinnimon rolls. 💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙