Blanche: I can't believe they blacklisted you and Tobias from schools and anything educational, just because you didn't wanna use computers or emails. It just seems so unbelievably harsh.

Blanche is a highly promiscuous, overly confident, and sexually liberated woman out on the prowl almost too frequently during her spare time, in almost desperate search for a man who would be her next new love. Most of her free time consists of being out and about with a new man outside of the home or outside of her job at the museum. However, despite her love for men, her nephew Tobias was more often her first priority. Along with her friends.

Blanche was sitting at the kitchen table with Dorothy, Sophia, and Tobias. Dorothy drank her coffee.

Dorothy: Trust me. They did.

Blanche: But your a teacher, and Tobias was in the middle of tenth grade. What are we going to do?

Dorothy: There's nothing we can do. I already tried getting on an educational website.

Dorothy pulled out her phone and showed Blanche what happened when she tried getting on a education website. The screen went white and said "404. File can't be reached."

Dorothy: They are all like that.

Tobias: I didn't even know the board of education could do that. But what are we going to do?

Dorothy: We are going to bring them to court. What they did was an unjust abuse of power! And unlawful termination. They can not get away with this.

Blanche: Dorothy I agree with you, but there's just one problem. Well, three. One, we can't afford a good lawyer. Two, the school board has huge legal divisions. Three, a lawsuit like this could take years to go through.

Blanche did have a point, and Dorothy knew it. Soon Rose called out that dinner was done.

Rose is a super innocent, naïve, simple-minded, yet arguably an exceptionally kind-hearted woman in her sixties.

Rose: Dinners ready.

For dinner they were having chipped beef with fruit salad and cornbread.

Tobias and Sophia got up to get dinner. Dorothy looked at Blanche.

Dorothy: I know your right. But it's chance I'm willing to take. Firing me is one thing, but punishing Tobias because I'm one of his caretaker's and because he can't learn by computer, is another. The school board won't get away with this.

Tobias: But Dorothy, what will you do about money?

Tobias got his plate ready as Dorothy got up.

Dorothy: Well I got enough in my savings to last me a few months. I should be fine. I'll just have to find another job. Say? You outta get a job too. If your not going to be at school anymore, this could give you something to do.

Tobias thought for a moment and nodded his head as he liked the idea.

Rose: Dorothy that's a wonderful idea!

Sophia: He's fifteen with a speech impediment. What can he do? Sports announcer is out of the option.

Tobias sat down and looked at Sophia. He got out a newspaper off the table and looked in the help wanted section.

Tobias: Places are hiring all the time. I can find something.

Dorothy sat down.

Dorothy: He's right Ma. Places are always hiring.

Tobias looked over the news paper.

Tobias: Say, here's one. Cleaners and baggage handlers needed at the Royal Woods Spa.

Tobias handed the newspaper to Dorothy who read over it.

Dorothy: Oh that's wonderful! Tell you what, we'll check it out and apply tomorrow!

Three weeks later

Rita and Lynn Sr., were in their bedroom, getting ready to pack up for vacation.

Lynn Sr.: Well, it took 18 years, but the old jug of loose change is finally paying off!

Rita: I can't believe we saved enough for a luxury spa weekend! I can't remember the last time we had two whole days to ourselves.

Lynn Sr.: Summer of '98. Clinton, the Spice Girls and Mark McGwire.

He puts a rather tacky hat into the suitcase, while Rita discretely takes the hat out, and puts it on Geo's hamster ball, where Geo quickly runs off. Lynn Sr. pulls out some red Speedos and sticks them into the suitcase.

Lynn Sr: You think the kids will be okay? I feel bad we aren't taking them.

Rita: Oh, they'll be fine.

When Lynn Sr. turns around, she flings the Speedos out the window.

Unbeknownst to them, all the Loud kids are listening to them from the bathroom air vent.

Lola: We will not be fine!

She picked up and looked at the spa pamphlet.

Lola: Look at this place, you guys! It's got a spa, eight different pools, and a business center! We are missing out on all of it!!

Lynn: "Yeah, and while Mom and Dad are living it up, we'll be sucking in cat hair at Aunt Ruth's!

Luna touched her nose

Luan: Ooh, I call dibs on not clipping her toenails!

Everyone does the same, but Lincoln is the last to react. Lincoln soon realized he was last.

Lincoln: Dang it!

Lori: We're just gonna have to convince Mom and Dad to take us with them.

Lincoln: I know just the thing.

[Living room.]

Rita and Lynn Sr. are sitting in front of a closed curtain.
Rita: Oh, it's so cute the kids are putting on a play for us.

Lynn Sr.: Yeah, yeah, do I have time to pee?" [the lights go off] Dang it.

Luan walked out of the curtains.

Luan: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Loud House Theater Production of "Weekend at Aunt Ruth's!

Rita and Lynn Sr. looked at each other in confusion. Luan pushed the curtain away to reveal Leni, Lana, and Lily wearing cat costumes, behaving and making sounds like cats.

Lily: Kitty cat!

Luna came out on set, eating out of a pudding container.

Luna: Ugh! This pudding expired four years ago!

Lincoln comes into the scene, dressed as Aunt Ruth.

Lincoln: You waste that and it's litterbox duty for you!

Lincoln said this while imitating Aunt Ruth's voice.

Luan closes the curtain.

Luan: One day later.

Luan re-opens the curtain to reveal Luna playing dead and Lucy playing the undertaker.

Lucy: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to say farewell to our sister, Luna. If only her pudding had been as fresh as her jams.

Lucy places Luna's guitar on her laying body. Luan closes the curtain again.

Luan: And now, another play entitled "Weekend at a Luxury Spa Hotel".

Luan opens the curtains to show a business center set. Lola and Lisa appear.

Lola: What a beautiful business center!

Lisa: Sister, keep your voice down! We must be respectful of other guests.

Lori and Lynn come out dressed up as Rita and Lynn Sr., respectively.

Lynn: [as Lynn Sr.] Golly, our kids are so well-behaved.

Lori: [as Rita] And since we took them on this nice trip, maybe they won't put us in a nursing home when we're older.

The curtains close, and re-open again to reveal all the siblings as they take a bow. Rita and Lynn Sr. looked confused and rather unimpressed.

Rita: I take it you kids want to go the hotel this weekend.

Lynn Sr.: Look, kiddos, this is the first chance your mother and I have to relax for a long time.

Lincoln: But, Dad, we'll be so good, you won't even know we're there. We promise.

The Loud kids look at them with promising faces, as Rita and Lynn Sr. look at each other with concern.

Meanwhile at the Royal Woods Spa.

This was Dorothy and Tobias's second week working at the hotel. What they thought was going to be exciting, turned out to be nothing much. Except delivery luggage and tending to peoples needs.

Dorothy and Tobias were sitting at the front desk. Tobias's name tag read "Toad." Because apparently there was a typo when making the name tag.

Rita walked in with a couple of suitcases, while Lynn Sr. walked in with the jug of change.

Lynn Sr.: Lynn Loud Sr. checking in.

Dorothy: Welcome to Royal Woods Spa. I'm Dorothy . How can we assist you?

Lynn Sr.: By delivering everything in the van.

Dorothy and Tobias looked and saw the Loud kids struggling to pull out all of the luggage.

Dorothys eyes widened in shock and Tobias's mouth dropped.