Requested by Eunice199701

You had been captured by orcs. They pulled you mercilessly towards the camp as you struggled in fear.

"LET ME GO!"

They snickered as they threw you at Azogs feet.

"I have heard that you have word of Thorin Oakenshield?" He asked quietly as you trembled but refused to show it.

"As if I would really tell you!" You spat angrily as he grinned.

"So be it then. "

Hours turned into days, days turned into a couple weeks. You were battered, bruised, and you were still so resistant.

"Pssst!" You heard a voice as you turned upwards to face blue orbs and the owner who held the orcist.

"Thorin! " you whispered as he smiled sadly.

"I've come for you! But I don't know where he is. " Thorin spoke from the ceiling behind bars.

"Leave that to me-"

"No! Not if means you getting killed."

"I guess you will just have to kill him first then." You whispered hopefully as he nodded, seeing there was no other option.

"HEY AZOG GET IN HERE!" You yelled as you struggled to stand up.

You heard footsteps as you stood bravely. He smiled wickedly waiting for your response.

"What is it you have to say this time have you surrendered?"

You took a deep breath and began your song.

"Your a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
Your as cuddly as a cactus your as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinchhh

Azog began to shake. Who was this woman comparing him to some Grinch?? She would pay for it

Your a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your hearts an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinchhh
Your a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a crocodile
Mr. Grinch-"

"STOP!"  Azog yelled as Thorin finally entered the room and grinned.

"Hello. Again."

It didn't take very long for Thorin to chop off Azogs head. He would make sure that no one would ever hurt you again.

He panted heavily after he finished and you found yourself in a bear tight hug.

"I'm so glad I found you." He sighed as he carried you bridal style alive.

"Me too Thorin, me too."