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The dwarves had been caught going through Mirkwood and now they found themselves in prison except for Thorin, who was being dragged to Thranduil.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE!" The dwarves yelled

"That is our king! Show more respect!"

"Pointy little princesses." Ori muttered

Finally. Thorin reaches the throne room to see a smirking Thranduil on his throne.

"Thorin Oakenshield...How pleasant for us to meet." He spoke coolly.

"We met before. When you turned your back on us many years ago." Thorin spoke darkly. "What do you want?"

"I'm here offering my assistance-" Thorin scoffed as Thranduil shot him a glare. "In return, you will give me the gems of starlight."

"I wouldn't trust an elf for anything!" Thorin spoke as Thranduil sighed

The lights dimmed and a magical spotlight was put on Thranduil as several elves pulled up a piano

"Really?" Thorin asked in a monotone voice

"Thorin you've heard how extra I am... now you get to get a live performance!" Thranduil snapped his fingers as the music played

Thranduil:
You say, that the price of my love is not one your willing to pay
You cry
In your tea which you hurt the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Now your making me mad!
Remember despite our estrangement, I'm your mannn."

Legolas ran into the throne room and stood beside Thorin.

"He's done it again hasn't he?"

"Is it over?"

"AHEM!" Thranduil smiled as he continued

Thranduil:
You'll be back soon you'll see,
You'll remember you belong to me
You'll be back time will tell
You'll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall!
We have seen each other through it all!
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armored batillion of my love!

Several elves walked in as they did the background music

Elves: DA DA DAT DAT DA YA DA DA DA!

"Really?" Thorin rolled his eyes

Thranduil began to step down from his throne and go towards Thorin.

Thranduil:
You say our love is draining and you can't go on
You'll be the one complaining when I'm gone
AND NO DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT
My sweet submissive subject
My loyal royal subject.
Forever and ever and ever and ever-

"Enough with your games!" Thorin roared "I'm not accepting your deal!"

Thranduils face clenched in anger "fine... take him to the dungeons for all I care he can rot there..."

And so,the dwarven king was dragged away leaving Thranduil in the throne room.

"You'll be back.." he began to hum as he climbed back on his throne for another day as king