Fae

FAE waited in her room as she sat in her chair perfect and ready to go. Suddenly there was a knock at the door as she jumped nervous

Thorin: Fae? Ready?

Fae: yep! *comes out*

Thorin: *welling of tears* you've grown up.

Fae: *smiles madly and blushes*

Thorin: your like a daughter. I swear if Sunshine breaks your heart I will whack him.

Fae: hehee SUNSHINEEE

Thorin: right your still crazy as ever shall we?

Fae we shall *takes his arm*

The music begins to play as they slowly make ther way up the aisle

Fae: if I fall it's on you

Thorin: I won't let you fall *smirks* yet

Fae looked up and gasped in shock. FILI stood handsomer than ever as his hair glowed golden and he wore his golden cloak a white tunic with gold lining with black pants and grey boots. Fili was beyond awestruck

Fili: O_O your beautiful *whispers*

Fae was soon handed over to her future husband as the doors opened revealing Laisidhiel and Kili.

Laisdhiel: Kili if you make me fall

Kili: relax I'm not that mean to do that to someone's wedding day

Laisidhiel was soon handed over to Kili jr as the two couples stood beaming

Gandalf: mawage. Mawage is Waht brings us togetha today. Mawage, the bwessed awangement that dweam within a dweam and wove, twoo wove fowwoww (follow) you Foreva and evah. So tweasure your wove. (Lol the mental image is hilarious)

Audience: AWEEE *applaud*

Gandalf: Let us now say the vows. Ladies first. Do you Fae and Laisidhiel take Fili and Kili jr to love and to hold for sickness and in health for good times in bad for richer or for poor to death do you part?

Fae/Laisidhiel: I do

Gandalf: and do you Fili and Kili jr take Fae and Laisidhiel to be your wives for good times in bad for richer or for poor in sickness and health to death do you part?

Fili/Kili jr : I do

Gandalf: now who will take the ring up the aisle-

Frodo: I WILL TAKE THE RING! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR! Although I do not know the way.

Gandalf: up here my dear hobbit.

Frodo: right here Ya go! *hands rings *

Gollum: HAS ANYONE SEEN THE PRECIOUUUS????

Legolas: it was destroyed in mount doom ages ago surely you remember?

Gollum: right sorry carry on! *whisks TIkvah away to there secret spot* come my love!

Gandalf: have you da wing?

The couples: *nod excitedly *

Gandalf: den put on dem rings and kiss yo bride!

After the kiss

Fae: HOLLAA IM MARRIED TO SUNSHINEEE!!

Laisidhiel: WOOP WOOP IM MARRIED TO KIWI JR!!!