Emily is online
Gollum is online

Gollum: I need your help precious

Emily: with what?

Gollum: to ask Tikvah out

Emily: you just say it... I know she will say yes....

Gollum: but how should I say it?

Emily: you do it in a form of a question....

Tikvah: hey Gollum

Gollum: hey Tikvah

Emily:*magically places roses in gollums hands* ask heeeer

Gollum: these are for you...

Tikvah: AWWW thank you !!!!!

Gollum: so precious Tikvah I was wondering if they would loves to go on a date with us??

Tikvah:.........*fangirling intensity maximizes * OMG.....

Gollum: is that a yes?

Tikvah: OMIGOD YES YES YES!!! I GET TO GO IN A DATE WITH GOLLUM! SCORE!!! *happy dance *

Gollum: we so glad precious we sees you at seven??

Tikvah: YAAAS

GOLLUM; oh and Tikvah?

Tikvah; yeah?

Gollum: bring a bathing suit

Emily/Fae: HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!!