Emily is online
Tauriel is online
Emily: sooo who's it gonna be
Tauriel: I have no idea
Emily: who do you feel closest with?
Tauriel: I've been friends with legolas for so long and I hardly know bard and I've been dating Kili and I'd hate to break there hearts
Emily: I agree so who's it going to be?
Tauriel: if it were bard-

Gandalf is online
Gandalf: OMG YOU CANNT CHOSE BARD HES YOUR COUSIN!!!
Tauriel: WHAT?? HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??
Emily: I think we all know how it happens...
Gandalf: Galadriel: had a vision into the past and she saw that you were cousins
Tauriel: well this is awkward...
Emily: ditto
Gandalf: I also discovered that sauroman has put a potion in bards drinking causing him to tell his deepest secrets
Sauroman is online
Sauroman: dang it dude you were supposed to keep it a secret!!
Emily: too late and you you will be punished Galadriel!
Galadriel: yes?
Emily: I need you to slap someone
Galadriel: who?
Tauriel: sauroman
Galadriel: with pleasure *slaps sauroman * that's for putting another potion in someone's drink this is for not solving a cure for mine and for good measures this is for being an idiot

Tauriel takes pics and posts to Elfagram #sauromangotslapped
Sauroman: alright I'm sorry!
Galadriel: so you should be welp my work here is done