Emily's online
Bards online
Gandalfs online
Tauriel is online
Legolas is online
Bard: I've called you all for a very important meeting
Legolas: what is it? Orc invasion
Tauriel: troll rampage?
Bard:no...
Gandalf: we have run out of wizards?
Bard: NO! Listen for a second
Tauriel: ok we listened
Bard: Smaug is overly obsessed with Katy perry
Legolas:... That's it?
Bard: you have no idea the mountain is like next door! And like he shakes the ground and once he sings it takes forever for him to stop!
Emily: so what do you want us to do about it?
Gandalf: she does have a point-

Smaug is online
Bard: oh no please no
Smaug: CUZ BABY YOUR A FIREWORK! Come AND LET YOUR COLORS BURST!!!!
Legolas: I see Bards point
Emily: ditto
Smaug: CUZ I GKT THE EYE OF A TIGER ROARING LIKE A LION
Tauriel: oh boy
Smaug:CUZ YOUR GONNA HEAR ME ROOOOAR!!!!
Emily: I got this YO SMAUG!!
Smaug: yo
Emily: I SAW KATY PERRYS TOUR BUS HEADING TO MINAS TRITH ON A MIDDLE EARTH WORLD TOUR!
Smaug: OMG KATY PERRY IS MY BAE I GAVE TO GO MOVE IN WITH HER AND GET AN AUTOGRAPH!!!
Emily: my work here is done