So this was for Vanya_Fae enjoy!

Voldemort: hello Sauron

Sauron: Voldemort

Voldemort: fancy meeting buoy here

Sauron: you'll never be as evil as me!

Voldemort: OH NO YOU DIDNT *snaps In a z formations * At least I have a wand

Sauron: I have orcs! A whole army!

Voldemort: I have death eaters that suck on your soul and death eaters!

Sauron: at least it took you longer to take over the world! You don't even have a nose!

Voldemort: You don't either!

Sauron: there's only one way to settle this

Voldemort: YASS I CHALLENGE YOU TO A YO MAMMA WAR!

Sauron: TO SEE THE MOST EVIL!

Voldemort: YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE SAT ON WALMART AND LOWERED THE PRICES!

Sauron: YOUR MOMMA SO UGLY THAT BOB THE BUILDER SAID I CANT FIX IT!

Voldemort: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT THE NURSE SAID I NEED YOUR WEIGHT NOT YOUR NUMBER!

Sauron: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE ZOO THE HIPPIS WERE JEALOUS!

Voldemort: YO MAMMA SO STUPID THAT SHE HIT 911 ON THE MICROWAVE AND COULDN'T FIND THE CALL BUTTON! BUTTON!

Sauron: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT A WHALE SWAM UP TO HER AT THE BEACH AND SANG WE ARE FAMILY! EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME!

Gandalf: ENOUGH THIS FOOLISHNESS! I AM NOT A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS! There is reason why evil never wins its Bcuz we're geniuses and come up with the best victory ideas... SO I HEREBY BANISH YOU FOR A WEEK HUZZAH!

After disappearing

GANDALF: *flips hair and puts on shades* Dis is how I roll