Sauroman is online
Gandalf is online
Gandalf: mellon!! What potion do you make at this hour?
Sauroman: a love potion
Gandalf: for who may I ask?
Sauroman: Well whoever finds it and takes it. whichever person they see that's the opposite gender they will fall instantly in love
Gandalf: are you sure that it's not for you Sauroman?
Sauroman: haha very funny. come on now don't you want to see what happens?
Gandalf: yeah..
Sauroman: then hide the pillar and wait and see

Gollum is online
Gollum: what's this precious?? It's smells juicy and sweeet... Should we drink it precious?? Yes we should gollum!!

Gollum drinks the potion
Galadriel is online
Gollum: ooh so precious precious the golden hairses is very preciouuus!
Galadriel: eew eww ew!!! Get away you beast!!
Gollum: but we loveses it we loves it more than the precious!!!
Galadriel: that's nice to know well it's been real.. Bye
Gollum: not so fast precious your not going anywhere until we hases a smooches and the precious says they loved us
Galadriel: haha very funny before your on your back!
Gollum: nevers!!!
Galadriel. You asked for it *karate chops gollum so he's on his back and runs away with gollum chasing her*

Gollum: get back here precious!!!
Galadriel: GANDALF HELP ME!!

Story mode
Gandalf came on an eagle as he swooped in front of Galadriel and moving her behind him for protection gollum came to a stop as Gandalf brought out his staff

"YOU SHALL NOT PAAASSS!!"
Gollum took a step forward
"I said that YOU SHALL NOT PAAASSS!!" Gandalf yelled as they dove off the cliff and onto the eagle and headed to isenguard leaving gollum to wail in his misery