Emily is online
Rhadagast is online
Gollum is online

Emily: Gollum! How are you alive????

Gollum: I escaped....

Emily: oh ok as long as you don't near Galadriel and try to kiss her again your fine..

Gollum: *sighs* if only she was mineeee my own my preciouuus

Emily: she's married-

Gollum: I shall get over her by eating juicy sweet fishes!

Rhadagast: NO STOP DONT KILL THE FISHIES!!!

Gollum: we must we heartbroken

Rhadagast: sucks for you. DONT EAT THE FISHIES!! Fish are friends not food!

Emily; finding nemo

Rhadagast: yes it was!

Gollum: too bad *rips fish apart guts and all* NOMNOM!!

Rhadagast: O_O YOU WILL PAY!!! DONT WORRY ARNOLD I Shall SET YOU FREE!!

Gollum: now if only I could find the twin!

Rhadagast: never!! *attacks gollum with his staff repeatedly beating it*

Gollum: hear FISHIES FISHIES! *shoves Rhadagast off and searches*

RHADAGAST: I shall save you Pedro!!

Emily*holds fish and releases into the water* too long have you sat in the shadows. I release you.... Go swim little one... Be free and get the heck out of here...

Gandalf is online
Sauroman is online:

Rhadagast and Gollum are in a serious fist fight

Gandalf and Sauroman: fight fight fight!!!

Emily: okay this has been hilarious but stop them before they kill each other Gandalf?

Gandalf: why is it always me?

Emily: because your Gandalf the White you took down the Balrog and don't forget you are the most majestic and fabulous of everyone

Thrandruil: did someone say fabulous?? *spreads glitter *

Thorin: did someone say majestic? *flips hair*

Emily: I was telling Gandalf how fabulous and majestic he was.

Thrandruil: oh

Thorin: right

Gandalf: * puts on glasses and flips hair* and don't you forget it.

Gandalf: RHADAGAST THE BROWN AND GOLLUM THE CREEPER! I AM NOT A CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS!

Rhadagast: I'll just... Go cuddle Sebastian

Gollum: what he say??

Emily: just go in your cave

Gandalf: welp my work here is done.