Note this is a dream I had last night

Emily is online
Elrond is online

Elrond: Emily I need you to get married

Emily: * spits out lembas bread * whaaat???

Elrond: I need you to get married to my nephew

Emily: look I get your trying to set up your nephew but I'm not the one

Elrond: he needs a queen

Emily: I'm not royalty

Elrond: actually you are

Emily: your joking right?? This is a prank

Elrond: I swear on the stars I'm not lying your a princess and my nephew needs a queen

Emily: I can be majestic and fabulous like Thrandruil and thorin! But the answers no I'm not emotionally ready

Elrond: you could be ready Ina few months...

Emily: I have school...

Elrond: I'll tutor you and you can get your degree In a month

Emily: I'm pretty sure my brain will explode from learning so much crap

Arwen: Ada leave the poor girl alone!! She's not ready to marry then she's not ready to marry!

Elrond: fine back to the family tree...