Rhett: last night Emily had a very interesting dream

Link: Let's-

Emily: *pops down from the sky* talk about that!

Fangirls: HAAAY WRRE the FANGIRLS of middle earth! GOOOOD MYTHICAL MORNING! *spread glitter bc we awesome *

Rhett: so we are not going to explain it instead the beloved author will put it in story mode

Link: enjoy and btw this was a real dream that she had last night.

Characters: Rhett Link Emily rich lady and the thief

So it's gonna be a mix of chatroom form and story mode

I had a dream that Rhett Link and I were all part of the secret service and we were top agents taking down the bad guys. We get a call from our master saying that there was a serious problem at.... Walmart. (Ikr) there has been a thief hiding in Walmart during all hours. And when there is a person in his aisle he will pop up try to steal from them (purse money etc) and he will disappear like a poof of smoke and found nowhere to be seen. So the crew (me Rhett and Link) go to Walmart in our gear which was all black and white mayb a little blue. We had our leather jackets our shades and our combat boots on along with a gun on our belt just in case. We're not the violent type and so basically what the gun does is knock them out for several hours. Along with that we have earpiece walkie talkies. So we walk in with the James Bond music and we talk to the manager about the situation and we get set up so we can catch him. So Rhett link and I begin to search and we're getting nowhere

Emily: guys why don't we split up it'll make the process go faster.

Rhett: I agree well capture him more likely if we split

Link: where should we go?

Emily: you go check the sporting goods section just stay close incase we need you

As soon as Link goes down aisle we see a rich lady walk down the kitchen appliances section and boom! The guy appears as he begins to tug at her purse

Thief: *who is covered all in black btw* GIVE ME YO MONEY!!

Rich lady: NO STOP PLEASE!

Emily: go get em Rhett! *pulls out video camera* what? We gotta have something to talk about on GMM

So Rhett begins to ninja out as he begins to somersault cartwheel fighting hand to hand combat and he was about to win but the thief disappeared.

Rhett: are you alright miss? *poses heroically*

Rich lady: oh I'm fine now that you stopped that evil man!

Rhett: it's an honor and a duty to help the people

Emily: lol you said dooty anyways get behind the ball gowns and see if he will come out again.

Rhett: I'll protect the lady over here.

So we both got behind the ball gown racks as I pulled out my video camera. Slowly the shelves began to seperate as the thief steps down. Cool right?

Emily : Rhett catch! *throws video camera* record for GMM!

Rhett: you can't be serious!

Emily : this is not a laughing matter!

I began to step out of the racks knockout gun ready. The gun didn't work bullet proof vest.

Thief: HA!

Emily; *kicks in the face* IN YO FACE!!!!

They began to ninja battle for a while to Emily is losing strength

Rhett: Link I need you to run as if your life depends on it because Emily is going down. Oh and bring a bat a wooden preferably

Link: I'm on the way *grabs bat and runs*

Link suddenly came behind the thief and took a swing and knocked him out inches from my face.

Link: You okay?

Emily: *gasps for air* yeah I'm good I was running out of air. Thanks for saving me

Link: no problem

And so the thief was captured put in prison and you three went off around the world saving it as best you could. You all got titles such as Link the batter Captain Rhett and Ninja Enily.

The end

Link: thanks for liking and commenting on this video!

Rhett: you know what time it is!

Fangirls: HAAAY were the Fangirls of middle earth! ITS TIME TO SPEND THE WHEEEL IF MYTHICALITY!!!

Rhett: so the beloved author was wondering should she do a day with Rhett and Link each week?

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