Gollum is online
Emily is online

Gollum:: great now I needs to prepare the date!

Emily: we need to make it magical... No

Gollum: DONT SAY IT!!!

Emily: WE NEED TO MAKE IT FABULOUS!!!!

Gollum: NO!!

Thrandy: *throws glitter and poses * did someone say.... Fabulous???

Emily: you have the biggest mission of all time... You have to make Gollum fabulous!!!

Thranduil: 🎵so he's a bit of a fixer upper so he's got a few flaws...... BUT I KNOW WHAT
TO DO!! THE WAY TO FIXER UPPER IS TO FIX HIM UP WITH YOU!!

Emily: so that's a yes?

Thrandy: we can make it work. LEGOLAS I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE!!!

Legolas: yes Ada?

Thrandy: we are gonna make Gollum fabulous!

Legolas: well for starters lets get him a.bath...

Thrandy: agreed

Emily: you guys clean him up while I set the location you need to be done in three hours pronto andele! Chop chop let's move it!

Thrandy: now sit still in the bath as we make you smell... Better

Gollum: we are going swimming so don't spend to much time

Legolas; now let's brush blow dry and comb your hair!!

Thrandy: Jeeze Gollum when was the last time you brushed your hair?????

Legolas; I think my wrist is broken from brushing so much...

Thrandy: oh suck it up leggy!! We gotta make him-

Thrandy/legolas: FABULOUS!!!!!