Emily: are you ready for the final dare Gandalf?

Gandalf: sure why not what do I gotta do?

Emily: you have to turn Merry and pippin into something...

Gandalf: yea I know what to do Sauroman!!

Sauroman: yes Mellon?

Gandalf: I need you to make a potion that turns merry and pippin into frogs and they can only get transformed back into hobbits if only kissed by the girl of there dreams while you do that I'm going to hide all the mushrooms so pippin goes on withdrawal

Emily: how do you know this?

Gandalf: it's all in the mind it's all in the mind

Sauroman: trololol okay !!

After the removal of mushrooms and the creation of the potion

Gandalf: merry! Fool of a took! Come here !! Have a pint!

Merry and pippin: okay! *drink potion*

Merry: I feel funny

Pippin: i have a craving for flies

Merry: croak! We're the most hideous frogs!!

Pippin: where are ma mushrooms!!!

Gandalf: they are gone they were eaten alive every last one there are gone from existence

Pippin: they weren't eaten by bugs and worms were they??

Gandalf: that and rhadagast ate them

Pippin: my life is over...

Merry: we'll grow some more later how do we get back to being a hobbit

Emily: just wondering who's the girl of your dreams?

Merry: uh...

Emily: because you have to get her to kiss you

Pippin: LOL

Merry: WHAT????

Emily: the same rules apply to you Pippin

Pippin: WHAt???

Merry: how are we going to get two of the most beautiful girls of the shire to kiss us frogs??

Emily: I can help you out just tell me who these girls are

Merry: uh Kaitlin

Pippin: sherla

Emily: right I got this YO KAITLIN SHERLA!! I need your assistance!

Sherla: we're not supposed to be doing anything weird

Kaitlin: eh I'll do it so what you need help with??

Emily: we're gonna do a magic trick you see these frogs? Once I say ta dah! They will transform into merry and pippin

Sherla: are you related to Gandalf? Are you a wizard?

Emily: why yes I am. Now all you gotta do Is close your eyes now you may feel something on your mouth but that's all part of the trick...

Kaitlin: okay

The girls close there eyes

Emily: *holds merry and pippin* one two three!!
Merry and pippin kiss the girls as the girls stiffen but comply then they are back to merry and pippin

Emily: ta dah!!!

Sherla : where did the frogs go?

Emily: they disappeared in smoke because I transported them to the pond

Kaitlin: wow you really are a wizard!! Cool trick! A little gross but pretty cool!

Merry: Sherla! Kaitlin! Pippin and I were wondering if you wanted to go to the prancing pony??

Sherla and Kaitlin: ok!

Pippin: who was the dare from?

Emily: Doctor_Space Gandalf told Sauroman to make a potion that created this situation

Merry: let's go get lady Galadriel

Emily: why?

Pippin: so she can slap them of course!!

Hey so any of you guys wanna b the hobbits gf just message me bc those are people I made up